Seinfeld Award - Comedy Series

Named For: Seinfeld (NBC)
Awarded To: The best comedy series of the season
2009 Winner: The Office (NBC)
2010 Winner: Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO)
2011 Winner: The Office (NBC)
2012 Winner: It's Always Sunny (FX)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Cougar Town (TBS) 0 points

9th. Suburgatory (ABC) 0 points

8th. Ben and Kate (FOX) 7 points
3rd by T-time; 4th by me

7th. Veep (HBO) 9 points
2nd by Matt

6th. Community (NBC) 12 points
2nd by Lenny

5th. 30 Rock (NBC) 14 points
1st by Jaydon

4th. Happy Endings (ABC) 15 points
2nd by Braids; 3rd by me

3rd. Wilfred (FX) 22 points
1st by Braids, Lenny; 2nd by me

2nd. New Girl (FOX) 30 points
1st by Tyson, Cecil, Bonz, Matt; 5th by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX) 37 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Larry, Mags, Rizzo; 1st by me

Battle of the Network Stars Award - Reality Series

Named For: The Battle of the Network Stars (ABC)
Awarded To: The best reality competition series of the season
2009 Winner: American Idol (FOX)
2010 Winner: Survivor (CBS)
2011 Winner: Survivor (CBS)
2012 Winner: Survivor (CBS)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Next Iron Chef (Food) 0 points

9th. Great Food Truck Race (Food) 2 points
4th by T-time

8th. Bachelor Pad (ABC) 3 points
3rd by me

7th. The Amazing Race (CBS) 4 points
3rd by Tyson

6th. American Idol (FOX) 6 points
2nd by Tyson

5th. Top Chef (Bravo) 7 points
3rd by Jaydon, Lenny; 5th by me

4th. Joe Schmo Show (Spike) 9 points
3rd by T-time, Jack; 4th by me

3rd. The Voice (NBC) 10 points
1st by Tyson, Lenny

2nd. Survivor (CBS) 18 points
1st by Jaydon; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Big Brother (CBS) 21 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 1st by me

Friday Night Lights Award - Drama Series

Named For: Friday Night Lights (NBC/The 101)
Awarded To: The best drama series of the season
2009 Winner: Friday Night Lights (NBC/The 101)
2010 Winner: Friday Night Lights (NBC/The 101)
2011 Winner: Friday Night Lights (NBC/The 101)
2012 Winner: House (FOX)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Nashville (ABC) 4 points
3rd by Tyson

9th. Treme (HBO) 4 points
2nd by Jaydon

8th. Shameless (Showtime) 8 points
1st by Bonz

7th. Parenthood (NBC) 8 points
2nd by Matt; 4th by me

6th. Hart of Dixie (The CW) 10 points
2nd by Jack; 2nd by me

5th. Bates Motel (A&E) 11 points
2nd by Lenny; 3rd by me

4th. The Newsroom (HBO) 17 points
1st by Tyson, Lenny

3rd. House of Cards (Netflix) 18 points
1st by Cecil, Larry

2nd. Mad Men (AMC) 18 points
1st by Jaydon, Mags, Braids; 5th by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. The Vampire Diaries (The CW) 19 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Matt; 1st by me

Dr. Greg House Award - Lead in Drama

Named For: Dr. Greg House (House)
Awarded To: The best lead character in a drama series
2009 Winner: Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights)
2010 Winner: Greg House (House)
2011 Winner: Eric Taylor (Friday Night Lights)
2012 Winner: Greg House (House)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Peter Bash (Frankling and Bash) 3 points
4th by Tyson, Cecil

9th. Antoine Batiste (Treme) 4 points
2nd by Jaydon

8th. Derek Wills (Smash) 4 points
4th by Jack; 5th by me

7th. Stefan Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries) 7 points
2nd by Matt

6th. Tommy (Wedding Band) 7 points
3rd by T-time; 3rd by me

5th. Wade Kinsella (Hart of Dixie) 11 points
2nd by Jack; 2nd by me

4th. Frank Underwood (House of Cards) 14 points
1st by Larry, Mags

3rd. Will McAvoy (The Newsroom) 17 points
1st by Tyson, Cecil, Bonz, Lenny

2nd. Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries) 17 points
1st by Jack, T-time; 1st by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Don Draper (Mad Men) 20 points
1st by Jaydon, Matt, Brady; 4th by me

Noah Hunter Award - Supporting in Drama

Named For: Noah Hunter (Beverly Hills 90210)
Awarded To: The best supporting character in a drama series
2009 Winner: Ari Gold (Entourage)
2010 Winner: Ari Gold (Entourage)
2011 Winner: Ornette Howard (Friday Night Lights)
2012 Winner: Turo Escalante (Luck)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Hank Rizzoli (Parenthood) 4 points
4th by Tyson, Jack; 5th by me

9th. Albert Lambreaux (Treme) 7 points
2nd by Jaydon

8th. Bob Benson (Mad Men) 7 points
4th by Jaydon, 4th by me

7th. Dylan Massett (Bates Motel) 8 points
3rd by T-time; 3rd by me

6th. Kevin Ball (Shameless) 10 points
1st by Bonz

5th. Peter Russo (House of Cards) 12 points
3rd by Larry, Jaydon, Mags, Cecil, Braids

4th. Deacon Claybourne (Nashville) 16 points
2nd by T-time, Jack, Tyson; 2nd by me

3rd. Klaus Mikaelson (The Vampire Diaries) 17 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Matt; 1st by me

2nd. Roger Sterling (Mad Men) 20 points
1st by Jaydon, Braids

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Doug Stamper (House of Cards) 22 points
1st by Larry, Mags, Tyson, Cecil

2013 Poolie Awards - Year in Drama

Watch highlights from the Year in Drama for the 2013 Poolie Awards.

Marissa Cooper Award - Worst in Drama

Named For: Marissa Cooper (The O.C.)
Awarded To: The character you most love to hate in a drama series
2009 Winner: Jason Street (Friday Night Lights)
2010 Winner: Ashley (Entourage)
2011 Winner: Kurt Hummel (Glee)
2012 Winner: Kurt Hummel (Glee)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Bud Hammond (Political Animals) 0 points

9th. Nelson Hidalgo (Treme) 4 points
1st by Jaydon

8th. Scarlett O'Connor (Nashville) 7 points
1st by Lenny

7th. Eileen Rand (Smash) 7 points
2nd by Tyson, Jack; 5th by me

6th. LaDonna Williams (Treme) 7 points
2nd by T-time; 4th by me

5th. Jabbar Trussell (Parenthood) 7 points
1st by Jack; 3rd by me

4th. Becca Moody (Californication) 8 points
2nd by Cecil, Bonz

3rd. Sheila Jackson (Shameless) 13 points
2nd by Braids, Mags; 2nd by me

2nd. Maggie Jordan (The Newsroom) 18 points
1st by Larry, Cecil, Matt, Braids

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Hannah Horvath (Girls) 23 points
1st by T-time, Mags, Tyson, Bonz; 1st by me

Veronica Mars Award - Female in Drama

Named For: Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)
Awarded To: The best female character in a drama series
2009 Winner: Julie Taylor (Friday Night Lights)
2010 Winner: Julie Taylor (Friday Night Lights)
2011 Winner: Macy Misa (Jonas)
2012 Winner: Rebekah Mikaelson (The Vampire Diaries)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Annabeth Nass (Hart of Dixie) 2 points
4th by Jack

9th. Peggy Olsen (Mad Men) 6 points
1st by Jaydon

8th. Faith (Californication) 7 points
1st by Cecil, Bonz

7th. Juliette Barnes (Nashville) 7 points
2nd by Lenny; 5th by me

6th. Elena Gilbert (The Vampire Diaries) 10 points
2nd by T-time; 3rd by me

5th. Fiona Gallagher (Shameless) 13 points
1st by Larry, Rizzo

4th. Zoe Barnes (House of Cards) 13 points
1st by Mags; 4th by me

3rd. Rebekah Mikaelson (The Vampire Diaries) 14 points
2nd by Jack, Matt; 2nd by me

2nd. Zoe Hart (Hart of Dixie) 15 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 1st by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Sloan Sabbith (The Newsroom) 17 points
1st by Tyson, Matt, Braids, Lenny

"One Wedding and a Funeral" Award - Drama Episode

Named For: "One Wedding and a Funeral" (Beverly Hills 90210, 610)
Awarded To: The best drama episode of the season
2010 Winner: "Broken" (House, 601-602)
2011 Winner: "Always" (Friday Night Lights, 513)
2012 Winner: "Pilot" (Luck, 101)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. "Don't Say Goodbye" (The LA Complex, 213) 1 point
5th by me

9th. "Promise Land" (Treme, 307) 3 points
2nd by Jaydon, Cecil

8th. "Because You're My Sister" (Parenthood, 415) 4 points
3rd by Tyson

7th. "The Phantom" (Mad Men, 513) 7 points
1st by Braids

6th. "My Brother's Keeper" (The Vampire Diaries, 407) 9 points
1st by T-time

5th. "Graduation" (The Vampire Diaries, 423) 9 points
1st by Jack; 4th by me

4th. "The Truth" (Bates Motel, 106) 9 points
3rd by Lenny; 1st by me

3rd. "The Better Half" (Mad Men, 609) 15 points
1st by Jaydon; 2nd by me

2nd. "5/1" (The Newsroom, 107) 17 points
1st by Mags, Tyson, Cecil, Bonz, Lenny

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. "Pilot" (Nashville, 101) 18 points
1st by Matt; 3rd by me

Frank Pembleton Award - Lead in Action

Named For: Frank Pembleton (Homicide)
Awarded To: The best lead character in an action series
2009 Winner: James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost)
2010 Winner: Jack Shephard (Lost)
2011 Winner: Raylan Givens (Justified)
2012 Winner: Raylan Givens (Justified)

And here are this year's honorees...



10th. Oliver Queen (Arrow) 0 points

9th. Peter Bishop (Fringe) 3 points
5th by T-time, Jack, Jaydon

8th. Ragnar Lothbrok (Vikings) 3 points
4th by T-time; 5th by me

7th. Joe Carroll (The Following) 8 points
4th by Jack, Tyson, 2nd by me

6th. Dexter Morgan (Dexter) 11 points
2nd by Rizzo, Lenny

5th. Nick Brody (Homeland) 12 points
2nd by Bonz, Matt

4th. Walter Bishop (Fringe) 12 points
2nd by Jack; 4th by me

3rd. Jackson Teller (Sons of Anarchy) 16 points
1st by Tyson

2nd. Raylan Givens (Justified) 40 points
1st by Larry, Jaydon, Matt; 3rd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Walter White (Breaking Bad) 45 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Mags, Cecil, Rizzo, Bonz, Braids, Lenny; 1st by me

Samantha Marquez Award - Female in Action

Named For: Samantha Marquez (Las Vegas)
Awarded To: The best female character in an action series
2009 Winner: Sarah Walker (Chuck)
2010 Winner: Sarah Walker (Chuck)
2011 Winner: Mags Bennett (Justified)
2012 Winner: Carrie Mathison (Homeland)

And here are this year's honorees...



10th. Felicity Smoak (Arrow) 0 points

9th. Pam De Beaufort (True Blood) 4 points
3rd by Matt

8th. Alison Hendrix (Orphan Black) 6 points
4th by Jack; 2nd by me

7th. Hannah McKay (Dexter) 12 points
1st by Lenny; 4th by me

6th. Olivia Dunham (Fringe) 14 points
1st by T-time; 3rd by me

5th. Elizabeth Jennings (The Americans) 15 points
2nd by Larry, Tyson, Bonz

4th. Sarah Manning (Orphan Black) 18 points
1st by Jack, Matt; 1st by me

3rd. Arya Stark (Game of Thrones) 19 points
1st by Jaydon, Cecil

2nd. Carrie Mathison (Homeland) 21 points
1st by Mags, Bonz

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Dany Targaryen (Game of Thrones) 31 points
1st by Larry, Tyson, Rizzo, Braids; 5th by me

Teri Bauer Award - Worst in Action

Named For: Teri Bauer (24)
Awarded To: The character you love to hate in an action series
2009 Winner: Olivia Taylor (24)
2010 Winner: Skyler White (Breaking Bad)
2011 Winner: Sarah Linden (The Killing)
2012 Winner: Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones)

And here are this year's honorees...



10th. Glenn Rhee (The Walking Dead) 5 points
4th by T-time; 4th by me

9th. Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones) 8 points
3rd by Mags, Tyson

8th. Frank Gaad (The Americans) 10 points
1st by Jaydon

7th. Dana Brody (Homeland) 11 points
2nd by Rizzo, Bonz

6th. Joey Matthews (The Following) 12 points
2nd by T-time, Larry, Tyson

5th. Margaret Schroeder (Boardwalk Empire) 12 points
2nd by Jaydon, 2nd by Mags; 5th by me

4th. Emma (The Following) 19 points
2nd by Jack, Cecil; 2nd by me

3rd. Andrea (The Walking Dead) 22 points
1st by T-time, Larry, Cecil, Lenny; 3rd by me

2nd. Gemma Teller (Sons of Anarchy) 24 points
1st by Jack, Tyson; 1st by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Skyler White (Breaking Bad) 30 points
1st by Mags, Rizzo, Bonz, Matt, Braids

Desmond Hume Award - Supporting in Action

Named For: Desmond Hume (Lost)
Awarded To: The best supporting character in an action series
2009 Winner: Tony Almeida (24)
2010 Winner: Desmond Hume (Lost)
2011 Winner: Boyd Crowder (Justified)
2012 Winner: Boyd Crowder (Justified)

And here are this year's honorees...



10th. Crixus (Spartacus) 0 points

9th. Carl Grimes (The Walking Dead) 4 points
4th by Lenny

8th. Nicky Augustine (Justified) 7 points
3rd by Lenny

7th. Sebastian Monroe (Revolution) 7 points
2nd by Jack; 3rd by me

6th. Isaak Sirko (Dexter) 10 points
3rd by T-time, Jack; 4th by me

5th. Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones) 11 points
2nd by Tyson

4th. Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones) 22 points
1st by Mags, Cecil

3rd. Gyp Rosetti (Boardwalk Empire) 23 points
1st by Jaydon; 2nd by me

2nd. Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) 34 points
1st by Rizzo, Bonz, Braids; 5th by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Boyd Crowder (Justified) 49 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Larry, Tyson, Matt, Lenny; 1st by me

"Through the Looking Glass" Award - Action Episode

Named For: "Through the Looking Glass" (Lost, 322)
Awarded To: The best action episode of the season
2010 Winner: "The End" (Lost, 616)
2011 Winner: "Full Measure" (Breaking Bad, 313)
2012 Winner: "Blackwater" (Game of Thrones, 209)

And here are this year's honorees...



10th. "Sacrifice" (Arrow, 123) 2 points
4th by me

9th. "Pilot" (Last Resort, 101) 3 points
3rd by T-time

8th. "Are You...?" (Dexter, 701) 6 points
2nd by Matt, 5th by me

7th. "Two Imposters" (Boardwalk, 311) 9 points
2nd by Braids

6th. "Beirut is Back" (Homeland, 202) 16 points
2nd by Bonz, Matt

5th. "The Rains of Castamere" (Game of Thrones, 309) 17 points
1st by Mags, Tyson

4th. "Decoy" (Justified, 411) 22 points
2nd by Jack, Larry, Cecil; 1st by me

3rd. "Ghosts" (Justified, 413) 28 points
1st by Cecil; 3rd by me

2nd. "Dead Freight" (Breaking Bad, 505) 34 points
1st by Larry, Jaydon, Braids, Lenny

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. "Say My Name" (Breaking Bad, 507) 39 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Rizzo, Bonz, Matt; 2nd by me

2013 Poolie Awards - Year in Action

Watch highlights from the Year in Action television for the 2013 Poolie Awards.

The James Zinkand Award - Worst in Reality

Named For: James Zinkand (Big Brother)
Awarded To: The reality competition contestant that you most love to hate
2009 Winner: Margie and Luke (Amazing Race)
2010 Winner: Aaron Kelly (American Idol)
2011 Winner: Jacob Lusk (American Idol)
2012 Winner: Joshua Ledet (American Idol)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Kree Harrison (American Idol) 1 point
5th by Tyson

9th. Pop-a-Waffle (Food Truck Race) 2 points
5th by T-time; 5th by me

8th. Michele Ragussis (Food Network Star) 2 points
4th by me

7th. Jenn Arroyo (Big Brother) 3 points
2nd by Jaydon

6th. Gene Bryant (The Glass House) 4 points
2nd by T-time

5th. Jason Brock (The X Factor) 4 points
3rd by Tyson

4th. Josie Smith-Malave (Top Chef) 8 points
1st by Jaydon; 3rd by me

3rd. Lisa Welchel (Survivor) 9 points
2nd by Tyson

2nd. Lazaro Arbos (American Idol) 14 points
1st by Jack, Tyson; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Dawn Meehan (Survivor) 16 points
1st by T-time; 1st by me

Terry Fator Award - Male in Reality

Named For: Terry Fator (America's Got Talent)
Awarded To: The best male contestant in a reality competition series
2009 Winner: Dan Gheesling (Big Brother)
2010 Winner: Russell Hantz (Survivor)
2011 Winner: Rob Mariano (Survivor)
2012 Winner: Coach Wade (Survivor)



10th. Ben Clark (Love in the Wild) 0 points

9th. Ian Terry (Big Brother) 2 points
4th by T-time

8th. Wesley Stromberg (The X Factor) 4 points
3rd by Tyson

7th. Malcolm Freberg (Survivor) 5 points
3rd by Jaydon

6th. Nicholas David (The Voice) 7 points
1st by Tyson

5th. Dan Gheesling (Big Brother) 8 points
1st by Jaydon, Lenny

4th. Frank Eudy (Big Brother) 9 points
2nd by Jack; 4th by me

3rd. Mike "Boogie" Malin (Big Brother) 10 points
2nd by Jack; 3rd by me

2nd. Phillip Sheppard (Survivor) 17 points
1st by Jack; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. John Cochran (Survivor) 19 points
1st by T-time; 1st by me

Kellie Pickler Award - Female in Reality

Named For: Kellie Pickler (American Idol)
Awarded To: The best female contestant in a reality competition series
2009 Winner: Sugar Kiper (Survivor)
2010 Winner: Parvati Shallow (Survivor)
2011 Winner: Haley Reinhart (American Idol)
2012 Winner: Jessica Sanchez (American Idol)

And here are this year's honorees...



10th. Blakely Jones (Bachelor Pad) 0 points

9th. Andrea Boehlke (Survivor) 4 points
3rd by Jaydon; 5th by me

8th. Britney Haynes (Big Brother) 5 points
2nd by Jaydon, Lenny

7th. Ashley Iocco (Big Brother) 5 points
2nd by T-time

6th. Brenda Lowe (Survivor) 8 points
1st by Jaydon

5th. Cassadee Pope (The Voice) 8 points
1st by Tyson, Lenny

4th. Karlee (Joe Schmo Show) 10 points
3rd by T-time, Jack; 4th by me

3rd. Abi-Maria Gomes (Survivor) 11 points
1st by T-time; 3rd by me

2nd. Angie Miller (American Idol) 13 points
2nd by Jack, Tyson; 1st by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Beatrice Miller (The X Factor) 14 points
1st by Jack; 2nd by me

Ed McMahon Award - Best Reality Personality

Named For: Ed McMahon (Star Search)
Awarded To: The best reality competition personality of the season
2011 Winner: Ryan Seacrest (American Idol)
2012 Winner: Jeff Probst (Survivor)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Alton Brown (FNS/NIC) 0 points

9th. Tom Colicchio (Top Chef) 2 points
3rd by Jaydon; 5th by me

8th. Chris Harrison (Bachelor Pad) 3 points
1st by Matt

7th. Ryan Seacrest (American Idol) 5 points
2nd by Tyson

6th. Carson Daly (The Voice) 7 points
4th by Tyson, Lenny; 3rd by me

5th. Blake Shelton (The Voice) 9 points
1st by Tyson, Lenny

4th. Shakira (The Voice) 10 points
2nd by T-time, Lenny

3rd. Nicki Minaj (American Idol) 10 points
2nd by Tyson; 4th by me

2nd. Jeff Probst (Survivor) 13 points
2nd by Jaydon, Jack; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Jake Montrose (Joe Schmo Show) 18 points
1st by Jaydon, Jack, T-time; 1st by me

Kara DioGuardi Award - Worst Reality Personality

Named For: Kara DioGuardi (American Idol)
Awarded To: The reality competition personality that you most love to hate
2011 Winner: Nick Cannon (America's Got Talent)
2012 Winner: Christina Aguilera (The Voice)

And here are this year's honorees...

10th. Nick Cannon (America's Got Talent) 1 point
5th by Tyson

9th. Jenny McCarthy (Love in the Wild) 1 point
5th by Jack

8th. Curtis Armstrong (King of the Nerds) 3 points
3rd by T-time

7th. Bob Tuschman (Food Network Star) 3 points
3rd by me

6th. Mario Lopez (The X Factor) 5 points
3rd by Tyson, Lenny

5th. Adam Levine (The Voice) 6 points
1st by Jack; 5th by me

4th. Jimmy Iovine (American Idol) 7 points
4th by Jack; 1st by me

3rd. Mariah Carey (American Idol) 13 points
2nd by T-time, Tyson, Lenny

2nd. Christina Aguilera (The Voice) 13 points
1st by Lenny; 4th by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Khloe Kardashian (The X Factor) 14 points
1st by T-time, Tyson; 2nd by me

2013 Poolie Awards - Year in Reality

Check out highlights of the year in reality competition with this video...

Cory Matthews Award - Lead in Comedy

Named For: Cory Matthews (Boy Meets World)
Awarded To: The best lead character in a comedy series
2009 Winner: Tracy Jordan (30 Rock)
2010 Winner: Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
2011 Winner: Michael Scott (The Office)
2012 Winner: Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)

And here are this year's honorees...



10th. Mark Orlando (Burning Love) 0 points

9th. Skip Gilchrist (1600 Penn) 1 point
5th by me

8th. Ben Fox (Ben and Kate) 6 points
4th by T-time, Jack; 4th by me

7th. Dwight Schrute (The Office) 10 points
4th by Larry, Matt, Braids

6th. Schmidt (New Girl) 18 points
1st by Tyson

5th. Wilfred Mueller (Wilfred) 23 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 1st by me

4th. Phil Dunphy (Modern Family) 24 points
1st by Mags

3rd. Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny) 27 points
1st by Jaydon, Cecil; 3rd by me

2nd. Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny) 29 points
1st by Larry, Rizzo, Braids

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Nick Miller (New Girl) 30 points
1st by Bonz, Matt, Lenny; 2nd by me

Phoebe Buffay Award - Female in Comedy

Named For: Phoebe Buffay (Friends)
Awarded To: The best female character in a comedy series
2009 Winner: Liz Lemon (30 Rock)
2010 Winner: Erin Hannon (The Office)
2011 Winner: Erin Hannon (The Office)
2012 Winner: Britta Perry (Community)

And here are this year's honorees...



10th. BJ (Ben and Kate) 0 points

9th. Carly Shay (iCarly) 2 points
4th by Jack

8th. Dalia Royce (Suburgatory) 2 points
5th by T-time; 5th by me

7th. Penny Hartz (Happy Endings) 3 points
5th by Bonz; 4th by me

6th. Britta Perry (Community) 12 points
1st by Lenny

5th. Kate Fox (Ben and Kate) 15 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 1st by me

4th. Dee Reynolds (It's Always Sunny) 18 points
1st by Larry, Jaydon, Mags, Tyson, Rizzo

3rd. April Ludgate (Parks and Rec) 20 points
1st by Cecil

2nd. Alex Kerkovich (Happy Endings) 20 points
1st by Braids; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Jess Day (New Girl) 21 points
1st by Bonz, Matt; 3rd by me

Arthur Spooner Award - Supporting in Comedy

Named For: Arthur Spooner (King of Queens)
Awarded To: The best supporting character in a comedy series
2009 Winner: Kevin Malone (The Office)
2010 Winner: Leon Black (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
2011 Winner: Troy Barnes (Community)
2012 Winner: Troy Barnes (Community)



10th. Bobby Cobb (Cougar Town) 1 point
5th by me

9th. Abed Nadir (Community) 5 points
3rd by Mags, Matt

8th. James Van Der Beek (Apartment 23) 8 points
2nd by T-time, Lenny

7th. Tracy Jordan (30 Rock) 11 points
1st by Jaydon

6th. Tommy (Ben and Kate) 12 points
2nd by Jack; 2nd by me

5th. Troy Barnes (Community) 14 points
1st by Rizzo

4th. Max Blum (Happy Endings) 15 points
2nd by Braids; 3rd by me

3rd. Dave Rose (Happy Endings) 22 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 1st by me

2nd. Andy Dwyer (Parks and Rec) 30 points
1st by Cecil, Matt, Braids, Lenny

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Frank Reynolds (It's Always Sunny) 31 points
1st by Larry, Mags, Tyson, Bonz; 4th by me

Lily Finnerty Award - Worst in Comedy

Named For: Lily Finnerty (Grounded For Life)
Awarded To: The character you most love to hate in a comedy series
2009 Winner: Toby Flenderson (The Office)
2010 Winner: Susie Greene (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
2011 Winner: Gabe Lewis (The Office)
2012 Winner: Andy Bernard (The Office)

Check out this year's honorees in the video below...



10th. Becca Gilchrist (1600 Penn) 3 points
1st by Cecil

9th. Beverly Lincoln (Episodes) 6 points
1st by Bonz; 3rd by me

8th. Shirley Bennett (Community) 8 points
2nd by Rizzo, Bonz

7th. Louie (Louie) 8 points
1st by Matt; 5th by me

6th. Mark Reynolds (Apartment 23) 8 points
2nd by T-time; 4th by me

5th. Pete Eckhart (The League) 10 points
3rd by T-time, Jack, Larry, Mags

4th. Pam Halpert (The Office) 14 points
2nd by Larry, Mags, Tyson

3rd. Tom Haverford (Parks and Rec) 15 points
2nd by Jack, Braids; 2nd by me

2nd. Rodney Ruxin (The League) 21 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Lenny; 1st by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Manny Delgado (Modern Family) 24 points
1st by Larry, Mags, Tyson, Rizzo, Braids

"The Dealership" Award - Comedy Episode

Named For: "The Dealership" (Seinfeld, 911)
Awarded To: The best comedy episode of the season
2010 Winner: "The Table Read" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, 709)
2011 Winner: "Threat Level Midnight" (The Office, 716)
2012 Winner: "Palestinian Chicken" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, 803)

10th. "Scaredy Kate" (Ben and Kate, 106) 1 point
5th by Lenny

9th. "In the Heat of the Noche" (Happy Endings, 314) 4 points
4th by Braids, Bonz

8th. "Herstery of Dance" (Community, 408) 10 points
2nd by Matt

7th. "Dwight Christmas" (The Office, 909) 10 points
2nd by Cecil

6th. "Article Two" (Parks and Rec, 519) 14 points
1st by Matt

5th. "Letting Go" (Wilfred, 202) 15 points
1st by Lenny; 2nd by me

4th. "Finale" (The Office, 923) 21 points
1st by Bonz; 5th by me

3rd. "Honesty" (Wilfred, 210) 22 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Braids; 3rd by me

2nd. "The Gang Dines Out" (It's Always Sunny, 809) 32 points
1st by Mags, Tyson, Cecil, Rizzo; 4th by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. "The Cereal Defense" (It's Always Sunny, 810) 34 points
1st by Larry; 1st by me

2013 Poolies - Year in Comedy

Before announcing the winners from the comedy awards at this year's Poolies, let's take a look back at the year in comedy with this highlights montage...

Mr. Tarkanian Award - Variety Sketch

Named For: Mr. Tarkanian (Saturday Night Live)
Awarded To: The best sketch of the season

Check out this year's honorees in the video below...



10th. First Date (Saturday Night Live) 0 points

9th. Replacement Refs (Saturday Night Live) 2 points
2nd by Matt

8th. Sopranos Diaries (Saturday Night Live) 3 points
1st by Matt

7th. Australian Screen Legends (Saturday Night Live) 5 points
2nd by Mags; 5th by me

6th. Obama - College Years (Key and Peele) 7 points
1st by Braids

5th. Name Game (Key and Peele) 7 points
2nd by Jaydon

4th. Five Timers Monologue (Saturday Night Live) 9 points
3rd by Jack, Lenny; 4th by me

3rd. Pizza Business (Saturday Night Live) 16 points
1st by Jack; 1st by me

2nd. East/West College Bowl (Key and Peel) 20 points
1st by Jaydon, Lenny; 3rd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Maine Justice (Saturday Night Live) 26 points
1st by T-time, Larry, Mags, Tyson, Cecil, Rizzo; 2nd by me

Flintstones Award - Animated Series

Named For: The Flintstones (ABC) 1960-66
Award To: The best animated series of the year
2009 Winner: Family Guy (FOX)
2010 Winner: Family Guy (FOX)
2011 Winner: South Park (Comedy)
2012 Winner: South Park (Comedy)

Check out this year's honorees in the video below...



5th. Ricky Gervais Show (HBO) 0 points

4th. Family Guy (FOX) 5 points
2nd by Jack, Tyson; 2nd by me

3rd. South Park (Comedy) 6 points
1st by Tyson

2nd. Bob's Burgers (FOX) 8 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 1st by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Archer (FX) 10 points
1st by Jaydon, Cecil, Braids, Lenny; 3rd by me

Zack and Kelly Award - Best Couple

Named For: Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski (Saved by the Bell)
Awarded To: The best couple on television
2010 Winner: Desmond and Penny (Lost)
2011 Winner: Michael and Holly (The Office)
2012 Winner: Phil and Claire (Modern Family)

Check out this year's honorees in the video below...



10th. Joel and Julia (Parenthood) 0 points

9th. Carrie and Sebastian (The Carrie Diaries) 0 points

8th. Tessa and Ryan (Suburgatory) 2 points
5th by T-time; 5th by me

7th. Hank and Faith (Californication) 3 points
2nd by Cecil

6th. Wade and Zoe (Hart of Dixie) 3 points
3rd by Jack

5th. Peter and Olivia (Fringe) 9 points
2nd by T-time; 4th by me

4th. Dave and Alex (Happy Endings) 9 points
1st by Braids; 3rd by me

3rd. Dexter and Hannah (Dexter) 12 points
1st by Larry, Cecil

2nd. Damon and Elena (The Vampire Diaries) 16 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Nick and Jess (New Girl) 23 points
1st by Tyson, Bonz, Matt, Lenny; 1st by me

Heroes Award - Worst Season

Named For: Heroes (NBC) 2006-10
Awarded To: The series with the worst season of the year
2010 Winner: Heroes (NBC)
2011 Winner: Eastbound and Down (HBO)
2012 Winner: Terra Nova (FOX)

Check out this year's honorees in the video below...



10th. Brickleberry (Comedy) 0 points

9th. Deception (NBC) 1 point
5th by Jack

8th. Legit (FX) 5 points
1st by Cecil; 5th by me

7th. The Glass House (ABC) 7 points
2nd by T-time

6th. Revenge (ABC) 7 points
1st by Matt; 4th by me

5th. Once Upon a Time (ABC) 8 points
2nd by Jack, Lenny

4th. Hell on Wheels (AMC) 11 points
2nd by Larry, Mags, Cecil

3rd. Girls (HBO) 20 points
1st by Mags, Tyson, Bonz; 3rd by me

2nd. The League (FX) 20 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Braids; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Kroll Show (Comedy) 21 points
1st by Larry, Jaydon, Lenny; 1st by me

Chris Farley Award - Sketch Performer

Named For: Chris Farley (Saturday Night Live)
Awarded To: The best sketch show performer of the season
2010 Winner: Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live)
2011 Winner: Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live)
2012 Winner: Fred Armisen (Saturday Night Live)

Check out this year's honorees in the video below...


5th. Taran Killam (Saturday Night Live) 4 points
2nd by Matt

4th. Fred Armisen (Saturday Night Live) 9 points
1st by Mags

3rd. Kegan Michael Key (Key and Peele) 9 points
1st by Lenny; 3rd by me

2nd. Jordan Peele (Key and Peele) 15 points
1st by Rizzo, Jaydon; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Jason Sudeikis (Saturday Night Live) 23 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Tyson, Cecil, Matt, Braids; 1st by me 

Louis and Twitty Award - Best Buds

Named For: Louis Stevens and Alan Twitty (Even Stevens)
Awarded to: The best buds on television
2011 Winner: Troy and Abed (Community)
2012 Winner: Phil and Luke (Modern Family)

Watch this year's honorees in the video below...



10th. George and Noah (Suburgatory) 1 point
5th by Jack

9th. Franklin and Bash (Franklin and Bash) 3 points
3rd by Tyson

8th. Walter and Peter (Fringe) 3 points
3rd by Jaydon; 5th by me

7th. Bobby and Andy (Cougar Town) 7 points
2nd by Jack; 3rd by me

6th. Frank and Boogie (Big Brother) 11 points
2nd by Lenny; 2nd by me

5th. Steve and Danny (Hawaii Five-0) 13 points
1st by Larry

4th. Ben and Tommy (Ben and Kate) 16 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 1st by me

3rd. Nick and Schmidt (New Girl) 22 points
1st by Tyson, Lenny

2nd. Troy and Abed (Community) 23 points
1st by Matt; 4th by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Mac and Dennis (It's Always Sunny) 30 points
1st by Jaydon, Mags, Cecil, Rizzo, Bonz, Braids

Cheers Award - Best Theme

Named For: Cheers (NBC) 1982-93
Awarded To: Best opening credits/theme song
2010 Winner: Sons of Anarchy (FX)
2011 Winner: Community (NBC)
2012 Winner: Game of Thrones (HBO)

Watch this year's honorees in the video below...



10th. Treme (HBO) 7 points
3rd by T-time; 4th by me

9th. Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) 8 points
3rd by Rizzo, Tyson, Larry

8th. Hell on Wheels (AMC) 8 points
3rd by Cecil; 3rd by me

7th. New Girl (FOX) 10 points
3rd by Bonz

6th. Ben and Kate (FOX) 11 points
1st by Jack; 1st by me

5th. Suburgatory (ABC) 12 points
2nd by T-time, Jack; 2nd by me

4th. Community (NBC) 20 points
1st by Bonz, Lenny

3rd. The Newsroom (HBO) 20 points
1st by Mags; 5th by me

2nd. Justified (FX) 30 points
1st by Cecil, Rizzo, Braids

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Game of Thrones (HBO) 31 points
1st by T-time, Larry, Jaydon, Tyson, Matt

2013 Poolies - Opening Montage

It's July 1st, which means that it is once again Poolies season!  That's right, the fifth annual Quiet Pool Television Awards are set to begin.  In preparation of the first honor to be announced on Tuesday, get ready with a look back at the series and characters from the past that influenced the voters of today.  This montage, created by Jackie Boy, features some of the most memorable scenes from Poolie favorites like; Lost, Seinfeld, Beverly Hills 90210, Chuck, King of Queens, Las Vegas, and much more.  Watch the opening montage below and then come back every day this month to see who took home the honors for each and every Poolie Award this season.