The Kellie Pickler Award (2009)

The Kellie Pickler Award for
Best Female Contestant in a Reality Competition

Rank. Character (Show)- Total Points...(My Rank)
10th. Marissa and Brooke (The Amazing Race)- 1 point

9th. Nicole Williams (The Mole)- 3 points...(5th)

8th. Megan Joy Corkrey (American Idol)- 5 points

7th. Taj Johnson-George (Survivor)- 5 points

6th. Renny Martyn (Big Brother)- 7 points

5th. Lakisha and Jen (The Amazing Race)- 7 points...(4th)

4th. Keesha Smith (Big Brother)- 7 points...(3rd)

3rd. Sierra Reed (Survivor)- 9 points...(2nd)

Runner-Up
2nd. Corinne Kaplan (Survivor)- 11 points

The Poolie Goes To
1st. Sugar Kiper (Survivor)- 18 points...(1st)
And now with some words on Sugar Kiper, here is Jaydon of Jaydon's Cave...

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Jessica "Sugar" Kiper placed third on Survivor Gabon. Known mostly from crying and talking about her dead father, Sugar actually made some big moves in the game. What stands out most was her finding the hidden immunity idol and her ousting partner Ace, who had thought he had her in the palm of his hand. Her finishing third isn't that big of an accomplishment considering a borderline retard, Susie, came second. Gabon was a season of terrible players colluding for mutual benefit. In the drudgery of such characters as "extra chromosome" Susie, Olympic Champion klutz Crystal and the overly cocky, never been kissed nerd, Ken, Sugar wasn't half bad. Luckily the right person won it all, crafty old Bob from Maine. This goes to show that shorties are wacker than dudes when our winner isn't even the most successful woman in her season and to nominate the person who beat her out would be to render the poolies immediately irrelevant.

Bonus Material: She's engaged to this loser.