Spoiler Alert...Below are the results and my thoughts on this week's episodes of Big Brother 13. Also, we'll take a look at how Mags', Jaydon's, Larry's and my teams are stacking up on the fantasy side of things. So before reading any further, watch the eps, bath in blood, then read what I have to say.
I used to say that this show was better than Survivor because there was so much more strategy involved. The contestants have so much more time on their hands to think about the game, and what move they should make next. Either I was blinded before, or this is just the worst cast of contestants the show has ever seen, because these people are the absolute worst.
Words can not describe what my dear friend Cecil did this week...wait that's not my friend CJ wearing flamboyant clothing in the Big Brother house? My mistake. With all of the free time that these houseguests have, you would assume they would listen to Julie's announcements carefully. So when she says that the next eliminated contestant would have "A CHANCE TO COME BACK IN THIS GAME" they would take that for what it is...a chance.
But no, apparently none of them have ever seen an episode of their own show before, and assumed that this meant that whoever went out this week would automatically come back into the house immediately following eviction. Lawon, however, not only thought this same thing, but also thought that if he left he would come back with "SPECIAL POWERS." 99% chance, I believe were the odds he gave himself for coming back with new powers in the game.
Of course! Of course that's what will happen Lawon. Because that wouldn't tarnish that game at all...benefiting the eliminated contestant for no reason what-so-ever. Lawon volunteering to go up on the block because he wanted to get eliminated was the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. Not on Big Brother. Not on television. The dumbest thing I've seen in my life. That's not a hyperbole people.
How dumb Lawon was this week managed to overshadow just how dumb the rest of the house was for not evicting Rachel. This is the person you all hate. The person Daniele and Kalia have especially been trying to get rid of. But, you vote to keep her in, unanimously?!?! Wow. What is this the effing Twilight Zone? It once again comes back to the fact that they all thought that if she was evicted she would be coming right back into the house, but that is no excuse. Even if it is a one percent chance to take her out, you do it when she is Public Enemy Number One.
So instead of eliminating Rachel like they should have, which would have made for a great showing by Brendon purposefully losing the challenge to his fiance, Daniele allowed the dynamic duo to join forces once again, almost guaranteeing the Season 8 runner-up a spot next to Julie Chen in the upcoming couple of weeks. So silly.
Jaydon
Jeff -11: W5 (+11), Nom (-10), Veto (+15)= +5
Rachel -3: W5 (+11), Nom (-10)= -2
Kalia -1: W5 (+11), HoH (+15)= +25
Last Week at -15: Team total= +28
Me
Brendon -5: W5 (+11), Duel (+10)= +16
Lawon -6: Haves (+5), Noms (-10), Votes (-24)= -35
Adam -1: W5 (+11), Have (+5)= +15
Last Week at -12: Team total= -4
Mags
Daniele -11: W5 (+11), Haves (+5)= +5
Porsche -47: W5 (+11), Haves (+5)= -31
Last Week at -163: Team total= -121
Lar
Jordan -34: W5 (+11)= -23
Shelly -36: W5 (+11)= -25
Last Week at -180: Team total= -158
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