Friday, August 5, 2011

Big Brother Week 4- House of Lies


Spoiler Alert...Below are the results and my thoughts on this week's episodes of Big Brother 13. Also, we'll take a look at how Mags', Jaydon's, Larry's and my teams are stacking up on the fantasy side of things. So before reading any further, watch the eps, ruin an imaginary house of cards, then read what I have to say.

I am here to help you see what is so hilarious about Big Brother. Case and point: After Daniele won the HoH competition, Brendon consoled Rachel, telling her not to get upset. He claimed that Kalia is not worth it, because she's a nobody and an all-time floater. This was fantastic stuff.

Brendon's shenanigans continued on Wednesday and Thursday, as he cried over and over again about loving Rachel so much, and explaining to her how good she was going to do in the game after he left. Classic material right there.

Finally, the big man did the most ridiculous thing in Big Brother history...he sacrificed himself for the good of his fiance. Not Rachel, his fiance. Point 1: Brendon did fine in this game after Rachel left last year. Point 2: What in the world made him think Rachel would be fine in this game after he's gone?

She is already a disaster. After he leaves it is all going to come tumbling down like a fallen house of cards. Speaking of a house of cards, let us move on to one of the most ridiculous statement in the history of reality television. Brendon claiming that he got Daniele by pretending he was going to take himself off the block and then switching it to Rachel, is the most preposterous statement I've ever heard.

Even if Daniele would have rather had Rachel on the block, she was going to nominate Jordan for the replacement no matter what. If Brendon seriously thought that switching which one of them was gone was going to do anything to her strategy (which he obviously did based on the goofy grin on his face following the meeting), then he needs serious help.

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Apparently Evel Dick read my blog from last week before he went on the show to analyze how dumb Daniele has been in her recent gameplay.

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Let's talk the strategy of Shelly for a second. Back during the HoH competition, she should have dropped on purpose well before she ended up falling. By winning that HoH, yeah she would have helped her alliance stay in the game, but she then would have a target on her back (both because she would send someone packing and she won a competition).

By dropping out midway through, she doesn't look like you're good at challenges, and her alliance would have still had the numbers. Good thing for Shelly though, is that one of the big players (Brendon, Jeff) would have gone home. She wasn't on Dani or Kalia's radar, so jump off the skis and remain a floater. Nothing good happens to those who shake things up this early.


Me
Brendon 10: Nom (-10), Veto (+15), Votes (-20)= -5
Lawon -13: W4 (+7)= -6
Adam -8: W4 (+7)= -1

Last Week at -11: Team total= -12





Jaydon
Jeff -18: W4 (+7)= -11
Rachel 0: W4 (+7), Nom (-10)= -3
Kalia -8: W4 (+7)= -1

Last Week at -26: Team total= -15






Mags
Daniele -33: W4 (+7), HoH (+15)= -11
Cassie -95
Porsche -54: W4 (+7)= -47

Last Week at -182: Team total= -163

Lar
Jordan -23: W4 (+7), Nom (-10), Votes (-8)= -34
Shelly -43: W4 (+7)= -36
Dominic -110

Last Week at -176: Team total= -180

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