Thursday, March 17, 2011

Survivor Week 5- Real Bimbos


Spoiler Alert...Below are the results and a few thoughts from tonight's Survivor: Redemption Island. So before reading any further, watch the ep, claim to be the puzzle master, then read what I have to say.

Is there some sort of petition I can sign to make sure every episode of Survivor this season focuses on Phillip the Former Federal Agent? Because as much as I enjoy listening to the Real Bimbos of Redemption Island...oh wait, no I don't enjoy it. Watching the girls of Omatepe tan on the beach is, however, better than seeing any footage of Zapatera at this point. This six person alliance is filled with the absolute worst contestants I've seen in a while. I can't stand Ralph, David, Steve or Mike. Julie is terribleeeee, and I couldn't care less who the other chick is.

Give me unlimited footage of Agent Phil talking about his days as a Federal Agent while spearing crabs in his pink panties, and I'll be sound as a pound. Sprinkle in some scenes of Boston Rob and Grant bro-ing out and it could be a fantastic rest of the season. We just need Omatepe to continue to win challenges as we head closer to the merge.

Fantasy Results

My Orbitz Account

Mike- W5 (11)= 11
Steve- W5 (11), Votes (-8)= 3
Stephanie- W5 (11)= 11
David- W5 (11)= 11
Week 5= 36 Total= 168




Slay or be Slayed

Matt- Duel Win (10)= 10
Grant- W5 (11), Im (8)= 19
Ashley- W5 (11), Im (8)= 19
Natalie- W5 (11), Im (8)= 19
Week 5= 67 Total= 138
Montecito Lancers

Russell
Ralph- W5 (11)= 11
Krista- Votes (-24)= -24
Sarita- W5 (11)= 11
Julie- W5 (11)= 11
Week 5= 9 Total= 110



Fuchsia Federal Agents

Boston Rob- W5 (11), Im (8)= 19
Andrea- W5 (11), Im (8)= 19
Phillip- W5 (11), Im (8)= 19
Kristina- Duel Loss (-10)= -10
Week 5= 47 Total= 82




Free Agents
Francesca

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