Awarded To: Best comedy series from June 1, 2009 - May 31, 2010
Last Year's Winner: The Office (NBC)
Place. Show (Network) Points (My Vote)
10. Bored to Death (HBO) 0 points
9. Rules of Engagement (CBS) 0 points
8. Jonas (Disney Channel) 2 points
7. 30 Rock (NBC) 6 points
6. Parks and Recreation (NBC) 10 points
5. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (FX) 12 points (4th)
4. The Office (NBC) 17 points (5th)
3. Community (NBC) 31 points (3rd)
Runner-Up
2. Modern Family (ABC) 35 points (2nd)
and the Poolie goes to...
1. Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO)
43 points (1st)
Everyone knows that Curb is funny, that it’s mostly ad-libbed, etc. So instead of talking about why Curb is so great I’m going to talk about why all the other candidates suck:
1. 30 Rock: We get it Tina Fey, you are awkward and like to eat. If I wanted to see old women talk about food I would watch the Oxygen network. Let’s move on.
2. Bored to Death: Now I’ve never seen a single episode of this show but according to Wikipedia it’s about a private detective in Brooklyn. Well I hate Brooklyn and now hate this show for being set there.
3. Community: This show seriously needs to get off Joel Mchale’s nuts. So he’s tall and has nice pecs, therefore every chick and dean of the college in the show wants him? Doesn’t Joel get enough positive reinforcement from the dude who wears the mankini on The Soup?
4. It’s always sunny in Philadelphia: Philly sucks…next
5. Jonas: Seriously why is this even nominated? Virgins are only funny when they are embarrassed by their virginity and trying unsuccessfully to score with hot chicks. No exceptions.
6. Modern Family: I used to like this show before I saw the cast eat a meal on Top Chef Masters. I hated every single one of them. Gloria even looked ugly. Also, all of the Manny Delgado hype needs to stop right now. Having a kid talk like an adult is not funny. Having Luke run into sliding glass door is. Moving on.
7. The Office: Please stop looking at the camera after you say something “funny.” It was endearing at first but now The Office is like the guy who calls someone a douchebag and then says “Am I right? Am I right?” No, The Office you are not right.
8. Parks and Recreation: How is this different from the office? You tell me, because I’ve never seen an episode.
9. Rules of Engagement: David Spade playing a heterosexual male? Why not just let Betty White play Rosa Parks…so unrealistic.
by Tyson Brazell
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