Awarded To: The reality competition contestant you love to hate from
June 1, 2009 - May 31, 2010
Last Year's Winner: Margie and Luke- The Amazing Race
Place. Contestant (Show) Points (My Vote)
10. Lisa Leslie (Superstars) 1 point (5th)
9. Gramma Lee (America's Got Talent) 9 points
8. Michael Lynche (American Idol) 10 points
7. 'Shambo' Waters (Survivor) 11 points
6. Ronnie Talbot (Big Brother) 11 points
5. Chima Simone (Big Brother) 13 points (3rd)
4. Rupert Boneham (Survivor) 14 points
3. Carol and Brandy (Amazing Race) 15 points (2nd)
Runner-Up
2. Natalie Martinez (Big Brother) 15 points (1st)
and the Poolie goes to...
1. Aaron Kelly (American Idol)
17 points (4th)
Aaron Kelly is the type of person that needs to be thrown in a locker, every three days for at least two years. Nothing about him is cool. If you’re a good singer on American Idol, you can be liked even if you not a very cool person. But if you suck, and you’re a loser, well, then you’re Aaron Kelly.
Aaron Kelly brought nothing to the table, in my opinion he was the worst singer for at least five weeks in a row. I wanted him to go home every single week. The difference between Kelly and Tim Urban was that Urban knew he was a bad singer. He was happy to be insulted and thus made himself more likable every week he survived. Tim Urban made a mockery out of the system by being by far the worst singer, and hanging on week after week. Kelly made me wonder who could possibly be voting for this scrub.
Personality wise Aaron Kelly reminds me of Dwight Howard. I know you might find this to be far fetched but hear me out. Dwight Howard thinks he is hysterical, it’s like one person 15 years ago told him he was funny and he has been riding it out ever since. Sportscenter commercials are always funny, but his is horrible. His Superman shtick is so old I can’t stand to hear it anymore. Now let’s focus on Kelly so you can see the similarities. Aaron Kelly is young, and someone early in his life told him that he was an amazing singer. Let’s make sure we are all on the page, Aaron Kelly is not a good singer, he will never amount to anything and in the weakest season of Idol in recent memory he will still not be remembered.
To be popular at Kelly’s age you have to be super cute (Justin Bieber, no homo) and have a voice that is decent enough to edit in the studio to sound amazing. You also have to be versatile. Can you even fathom an Aaron Kelly feat Ludacris single. No, you can’t, because that would be the worst song ever.
I am not an Aaron Kelly fan and never will be I really hope you were not one of the people voting for him every week.
by Andrew Reuss
Riz, I love that your black girl theory includes Dwight Howard and now Aaron Kelly. Good work.
ReplyDeleteI'm also working on a book about this theory, if your interested in contributing.
ReplyDeleteReally feel sorry for you, well no I don't. Obviously you have internal issues with yourself. Look where Aaron is and look where you are. Seriously, you have no talent. Even your blog suck!
ReplyDeletei'm not quite sure what your point was with this comment. sure making fun of someone can be a defense mechanism for being a loser yourself (obviously not in this case), but your defense is to say look where he is? So you're saying because someone is famous they are better than the rest? Well that is true on average, but probably not here.
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