Awarded To: The character you love to hate in a drama series from
June 1, 2009 - May 31, 2010
Last Year's Winner: Jason Street- Friday Night Lights
Place. Character (Show) Points (My Vote)
10. Rusty Cartwright (Greek) 3 points
9. Millicent Huxtable (One Tree Hill) 3 points (5th)
8. Peggy Olsen (Mad Men) 8 points
7. Sue Collini (Californication) 10 points (3rd)
6. Dixon Wilson (90210) 10 points (2nd)
5. Eric Murphy (Entourage) 13 points
4. Kurt Hummel (Glee) 13 points (1st)
3. Serena van der Woodson 14 points
Runner-Up
2. Emma Pillsbury (Glee) 16 points
and the Poolie goes to...
1. Ashley (Entourage) 31 points (4th)
HBO’s Entourage gets a lot of hate for a variety of reasons. Some people complain that the show is boring or played out, others think the actors are no-talent dirtbags who don’t deserve their success. Personally, I can appreciate the show for what it is: a weekly 25 minute look at a bunch of bros living in Hollywood and killing it. I know nothing bad ever happens, the acting is horrible, the story generally sucks, and the chicks are way too hot for the guys. I don’t care much. Oh the little leprechaun loser Eric Murphy is hooking up with this dime Sloan? Good for him. I apply that perspective to most of the show, but something happened in the last season that just killed me.
After E breaks up with Sloan, he ends up with this random piece named Ashley. She sucks. Like way more than most chicks. She has a 5 head, gross hair, an ugly face and probably a lazy eye. She is also pre-pubescent. Her voice is annoying, and on top of all her physical flaws she is jealous and stupid. Just out of curiosity I Googled “ashley entourage.” Some highlights on the results:
1. Entourage: Ashley’s Not Going Away SoonNow the guy who wrote the last highlight is clearly a bit of a RE, and he still gets it. I spent some solid time on Google and the whole internet hates this broad. At this point even if you don’t watch the show you hate her. I could lob hate grenades at this heinous crank (h/t Joe Bertoulli) all day. Presenting your winner for the 2010 Marissa Cooper Award: Ashley from Entourage.
- Highlight: If you are sick and tired of what's-her-face (Ashley) as E's current flame on Entourage, then you're not alone.
2. ASHLEY FROM ENTOURAGE IS GROSS
- Highlight: That new chick they got on, this Ashley chick, is fugly.
3. Ashley has to Go!
- Highlight (from an Entourage forum): Ashley definetely has to go.. she is probably the most annoying character we have ever seen on entourage.. seriously…she looks like a 10 year old girl to me..
by Kyle Magnus
When Ashley said some comment to E about how she once paid her dues by working as a department store manager I was screaming in my head, "Shut the fuck up!" She looks like jail bait and yet she's acting as if she, at an even younger age, was above having a full-time job as a manager when she should've been lucky to even have been hired for part-time work. As if she were a 40 something year old businessperson with decades of experience. I couldn't believe they didn't rewrite that scene seeing how incredibly rediculous the words would be coming out of the mouth of a girl that looks like she's in high school.
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