Showing posts with label wedding crashers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wedding crashers. Show all posts

Monday, February 9, 2009

Movie Characters: 30-21

30. Robert ‘Rusty’ Ryan- Brad Pitt- Ocean’s Eleven
Rusty: “Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.”















29. Brian Fantana- Paul Rudd- Anchorman

Brian: “No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.”


28. Zachary ‘Sack’ Lodge- Bradley Cooper- Wedding Crashers

Sack: “You know, you can just cut that psycho babble bullshit your mom tells you ok? You wanna help me out? Do ya? Do ya kid? Why don't you go get me a 7Up, ok? All right, 'cause I think I might get vulnerable again.”



















27. Steve Prefontaine- Jared Leto- Prefontaine

Pre: “I’m not thinking about making the team. I’m thinking about gold in Munich.”


26. Kirk Lazarus- Robert Downey Jr. – Tropic Thunder
Lazarus: “Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.”

















25. Darth Vader- James Earl Jones/David Prouse- Star Wars

Darth Vader: “If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.”
Luke: “He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him!”
Darth Vader: “No. I am your father.”


24. White Goodman- Ben Stiller- Dodgeball

White: “There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.”




















23. Rod Kimble- Andy Samberg- Hot Rod

Rod: “Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.”
Denise: “Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich - in a fair fight. But if it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.”
Rod: “Wow, that's pretty racist, but correct. I'll see you later.”


22. The Joker- Heath Ledger- The Dark Knight
The Joker: “Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”

















21. Lloyd Christmas- Jim Carrey- Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd: “Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere?”
Mary: “How'd you guess?”
Lloyd: “I saw your luggage, then when I noticed the airline ticket I put 2 and 2 together.”

Friday, February 6, 2009

Movie Characters: 50-41

50. Dewey Finn- Jack Black- The School of Rock
Dewey: “I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.”





















49. Kale Brecht- Shia LaBeouf- Disturbia

Julie: “Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.”
Kale: “Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.”















48. Mike McDermott- Matt Damon- Rounders

Mike: “Few players recall big pots they have won — strange as it seems — but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.”














47. Jeremy Grey- Vince Vaughn- Wedding Crashers

Jeremy: “I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?”


46. Press Maravich- Nick Benedict- Pistol: The Birth of a Legend
Press: [after completing the drill] “You thought you could do it, I knew I could, confidence.”





















45. Bill Bowerman- R. Lee Ermy- Prefontaine

Bowerman: “Quite an impressive performance.”
Pre: “I just ran my race.”
Bowerman: “I was talking about the way you ran your mouth.”


















44. Coach Bud Kilmer- Jon Voight- Varsity Blues

Coach Kilmer: “Oh, Big Billy Bob Crybaby!? You cost me my perfect season. How’s it feel? My quarterback is off limping, and to top it off I got watch you cry about it?”














43. Norman Dale- Gene Hackman- Hoosiers

Coach Dale: “You know, in the ten years that I coached, I never met anybody who wanted to win as badly as I did. I'd do anything I had to do to increase my advantage. Anybody who tried to block the pursuit of that advantage, I'd just push 'em out of the way. Didn't matter who they were, or what they were doing. But that was then. You have special talent, a gift. Not the school's, not the townspeople, not the team's, not Myra Fleener's, not mine. It's yours, to do with what you choose. Because that's what I believe, I can tell you this: I don't care if you play on the team or not.”


42. John Q. Archibald- Denzel Washington- John Q
John Q: “He’s a good kid. You’d like him. You’d like him doc, if you got to know him.”


41. Kevin Franklin- Sinbad- Houseguest
Mr. Pike: “Slap me five there, brother!”
Kevin: “How about I just slap you?”

Monday, July 28, 2008

Owen and Vince

Although Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn's work in Wedding Crashers might be the funniest buddy comedy performance ever, their audio commentary for the dvd could easily be number two. These two guys play off of each other better than any team i've heard. Other audio commentaries that I've watched recently that are worth taking a look at; Talladega Nights, Old School, Monsters Inc.