Showing posts with label the killing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the killing. Show all posts

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Bi-Monthly Power Rankings- Honorable Mentions

It is a sad day when the Poolie Awards are all over, but look at the bright side, there are always the Bi-Monthly Power Rankings to look forward to! The July edition is here to tell you what shows currently on the air you should be tuning in to see. Take a look and then turn on your tv.
Show (Last Time) red = moving down, green = moving up

The Challenge: Rivals (-) Thursdays on MTV
It's Big Brother with less strategy and a lot more fighting. I've never watched The Challenge before, I've never seen Road Rules, and I haven't watched Real World since Tech in Hawaii back in '99, but Jacoby's love for this show has me on board for the summer.  UPDATE: After watching this past week's episode, I am out.  Not enough substance and too much bickering.  I knew there was a reason I stopped watching Real World.

Noah Wyle on Falling Skies
Falling Skies (-) Sundays on TNT
The third episode (fourth hour) of Falling Skies airs tonight, and I am a bit shakier on the series than I thought I would be. I loved it after the two hour premiere, but I wasn't too thrilled with last week's installment. They need to continue to give Jesse from Hannah Montana a larger role, and they should do just fine.

Franklin and Bash (-) Wednesdays on TNT
I will never complain about Zack Morris being back on television. I'm just surprised that I never checked out Raising the Bar. As Peter Bash, Mark Paul Gossawhatever seems to playing a very Zack Morrissey character. He's been pretty darn funny so far, so I am down to watch it during the summer when much less television is on. If it were on in the fall, episodes would probably start to stack on top of each other, un-watched.

Good Luck Charlie (-) Sundays on Disney
With Hannah Montana and Jonas ending their runs, and Sonny With a Chance turning into the Gawd Awfulll sketch show So Random, Good Luck Charlie has become the best show on Disney. Little Charlie Duncan is easily the cutest character on television since Michelle Tanner, and it's a joy to watch the family around her every Sunday.

The Killing (HM) Sundays on AMC
I feel like everyone and their brother has written something about The Killing as of late. My biggest problem with The Killing is that its horrendous finale is overshadowing just how awful this show was on the whole. Yes it was ridiculous that we didn't find out who killed Rosie by the end of the first season, but that was just another notch on The Killing's belt of terrible moves. It was a 13 episode CSI story that bored audiences to death in the process. The lead characters were impossible to enjoy and after their first couple of leads on who the killer was, it was obvious that it wasn't going to be any of them. It wasn't the typical procedural format, but it certainly had an obvious format of its own. Introduce someone who might be the killer, have the cops investigate it for a while, then find out it's not the killer. There is so much more to say, but you have heard it all before. The saddest thing of it all though, is that I will probably be tuning in to season two just to see how bad it can get.

Love Bites (-) Thursdays on NBC
For some strange reason, I've been enjoying this Love Actually-esque drama series. Maybe it's because I'm a sap, or maybe it's because I like the idea of introducing brand new stories and characters each and every week, but I'm tuning in with interest on Thursdays this summer.

Annie (right) on Treme
Treme (16) Sundays on HBO
This second season of Treme has been an extreme disappointment so far. I understand that their were many of my fellow Poolies that bowed out early because it didn't bring much to the table, but there was a lot in season one that gave me hope. Season two leaves me with very little hope, and I haven't been all that entertained in the process. Granted I am a couple episodes behind, but nothing seems to be happening. There is a difference between letting a story build, and just bringing it nowhere. My theory for this is that the great The Wire mastermind has taken more of a backseat this time around. In season one he had his name on seven of the ten episodes. Through the first ten of season two, he has it on only four.

True Blood (-) Sundays on HBO
I have yet to watch an episode of the fourth season, but I'm kind of excited to start it. There's no way it can be as ridiculous and as bad as the third installment was.

The Voice (HM) Tuesdays on NBC
What started out as an interesting new twist on the singing competition series, turned into another reality competition that I scream at for being so stupid. There have been plenty of things I enjoyed about The Voice, but 45 minutes of filler in the two hour final performance episode was not one of them. The judges had all gotten on my nerves by the end of this season, Blake doing that the least. But to those that think that this is the answer to Idol, you all have another thing coming. It's a case of novelty for most of you. This is new and bright and shiny, so you think it's amazing. Give a season or two more, and you'll be ripping your hair out every time Adam asks a contestant how they are doing, or each and every time they go back to the social media room to ask a dumb question. It has been nice, but in the end it's going to be another Idol.

Wilfred (-) Thursdays on FX
Elijah Wood and an Australian man dressed up in a dog suit. What's not to love?

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Teri Bauer Award- Worst Action Character


Named For: Teri Bauer (24)
Awarded To: The the character you love to hate in an action series
2009 Winner: Olivia Taylor (24)
2010 Winner: Skyler White (Breaking Bad)

Place. Nominee (Series) Points (My Vote)

10. Liam O'Neill (Sons of Anarchy) 1 point

9. Arthur Pendragon (Camelot) 1 point (5th)

8. Nelson Van Alden (Boardwalk Empire) 2 points

7. Moira Doherty (Persons Unknown) 3 points

6. Angel Batista (Dexter) 4 points

5. Tyler Evans (V) 5 points (4th)

4. Miles Fiedler (Rubicon) 6 points

3. Erika Taylor (Persons Unknown) 8 points (3rd)

2. Tara Thornton (True Blood) 12 points (1st)

and the Poolie goes to...

1. Sarah Linden (The Killing) 21 points (2nd)

This is Sarah Linden's first Poolie nomination, and first win for the character you love to hate in an action series.

We here at the Quiet Pool Perspective are proud to welcome Poolie voter Tyson, who has some awful things to say about Sarah Linden, Mireille Enos, and the people of The Killing.

                                                                                                                                                                   

Sarah Linden is a terrible character and an awful person.

She ignores her son, her fiancĂ©, and her commitments in order to immerse herself in the Rosie Larsen case. Spoiler alert: she doesn’t figure out shit.


The whole show is just a colossal waste of time. Here is a comprehensive show summary: dead girl found, her family is sad, her dad goes to jail, the police think a couple people are the murderers but none of them are, and one of the cops is involved in some foul play.


I literally just described every single thing that happened in season one.


Now, a sane person would assume that this show would be cancelled. WRONG. Get ready for season 2 where Detective Linden will ignore her son while he’s in the hospital so she can track down 5 new suspects, all of whom happen to be members of the same Islamic Mosque.


Sorry I forgot to mention that one of the original suspects is a devout Muslim. He is also a kidnapper, but he only kidnaps 14 year old girls who are about to be neutered or something. You cannot make this stuff up.


Yet after everything mentioned above, The Killing received an 8.4 rating out of 10 according to IMDB. To put that in perspective, Lost received an 8.5 out of 10. Someone please explain this to me.


One final note: The actress who plays Detective Linden is Mormon. She is also married to Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. I have no idea what to do with this information, but I think it makes me like her less.


~ Written by Tyson Brazell

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Bi-Monthly Power Rankings- Honorable Mentions

If you haven't noticed already, I have been extremely busy in the months of April and May. With the end of the baseball season, the end of the spring semester, and a couple of week-long pop-ins at my place, I have been beyond slow on the blog at times. That is no excuse to not put out a Bi-Monthly Power Rankings, though, so without further ado, here are the Quiet Pool Perspective Television Power Rankings for the month of May.
Show- (last time)...red= moving down, green= moving up

90210- (-) Mondays on The CW
Adrianna Tate-Duncan is absolutely killing it in the role of evil vixen on the season of the zip code drama.

The Borgias- (-) Sundays on Showtime
Jeremy Irons and the show in general may be a bit disappointing, but it is still worth a look.

Camelot- (-) Fridays on Starz
The re-imagination of the story of Arthur has been decent so far, if only for the work of Joseph Fiennes (or the dude from Flash Forward as I know him).

CMT's Next Superstar- (-) Fridays on CMT
Living in Music City this was a necessary watch for me, and if you like country music, it is for you too.

Game of Thrones- (-) Sundays on HBO
The only reason this isn't already in the top twenty is because there have only been three episodes. You will be sure to find it amongst the best come July.

Happy Endings- (-) Wednesdays on ABC
Pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoy Happy Endings. Of all the new sitcoms as of late, I have it only behind Perfect Couples.

The Killing- (-) Sundays on AMC
Zzzzzzzz...oh sorry I was sleeping. Seriously though, this is well directed and acted, but the writing has left something to be desired, and it couldn't be less exciting.

Men of a Certain Age- (-) Wednesdays on TNT
I just received word that I will be reviewing the Ray Romano series for TV Fanatic this summer, so there is my shameless plug of the week.

Top Chef- (19) Wednesdays on Bravo
Maybe I am getting Top Cheffed out. As one season leads right into the next, it is getting a little tiresome.

The Voice- (-) Tuesdays on NBC
The first episode was fantastic! The new twist on the singing competition show was greatly welcomed. Then the second episode produced much worse talent, and a new format that already seemed a bit played out.