The Marissa Cooper Award- Worst Character Drama

Named For: Marissa Cooper played by Mischa Barton in The O.C.
Awarded To: The character you love to hate in a drama series from
June 1, 2009 - May 31, 2010
Last Year's Winner: Jason Street- Friday Night Lights

Place. Character (Show) Points (My Vote)

10. Rusty Cartwright (Greek) 3 points

9. Millicent Huxtable (One Tree Hill) 3 points (5th)

8. Peggy Olsen (Mad Men) 8 points

7. Sue Collini (Californication) 10 points (3rd)

6. Dixon Wilson (90210) 10 points (2nd)

5. Eric Murphy (Entourage) 13 points

4. Kurt Hummel (Glee) 13 points (1st)

3. Serena van der Woodson 14 points

Runner-Up
2. Emma Pillsbury (Glee) 16 points

and the Poolie goes to...
1. Ashley (Entourage) 31 points (4th)

Here with his thoughts on Ashley from Entourage is Poolie voter Mags...

HBO’s Entourage gets a lot of hate for a variety of reasons. Some people complain that the show is boring or played out, others think the actors are no-talent dirtbags who don’t deserve their success. Personally, I can appreciate the show for what it is: a weekly 25 minute look at a bunch of bros living in Hollywood and killing it. I know nothing bad ever happens, the acting is horrible, the story generally sucks, and the chicks are way too hot for the guys. I don’t care much. Oh the little leprechaun loser Eric Murphy is hooking up with this dime Sloan? Good for him. I apply that perspective to most of the show, but something happened in the last season that just killed me.

After E breaks up with Sloan, he ends up with this random piece named Ashley. She sucks. Like way more than most chicks. She has a 5 head, gross hair, an ugly face and probably a lazy eye. She is also pre-pubescent. Her voice is annoying, and on top of all her physical flaws she is jealous and stupid. Just out of curiosity I Googled “ashley entourage.” Some highlights on the results:

1. Entourage: Ashley’s Not Going Away Soon
- Highlight: If you are sick and tired of what's-her-face (Ashley) as E's current flame on Entourage, then you're not alone.

2. ASHLEY FROM ENTOURAGE IS GROSS
- Highlight: That new chick they got on, this Ashley chick, is fugly.

3. Ashley has to Go!
- Highlight (from an Entourage forum): Ashley definetely has to go.. she is probably the most annoying character we have ever seen on entourage.. seriously…she looks like a 10 year old girl to me..

Now the guy who wrote the last highlight is clearly a bit of a RE, and he still gets it. I spent some solid time on Google and the whole internet hates this broad. At this point even if you don’t watch the show you hate her. I could lob hate grenades at this heinous crank (h/t Joe Bertoulli) all day. Presenting your winner for the 2010 Marissa Cooper Award: Ashley from Entourage.

by Kyle Magnus

The Marissa Cooper Award (2009)

The Marissa Cooper Award for the
Character You Love To Hate in a Drama Series

Rank. Character (Show)- Total Points...(My Rank)
10th. Marvin McFadden (One Tree Hill)- 0 points

9th. Ryan Lafferty (Brothers and Sisters)- 1 point

8th. Lisa George (Dirty, Sexy, Money)- 7 points

7th. Meredith Grey (Grey's Anatomy)- 7 points...(2nd)

6th. Peyton Sawyer (One Tree Hill)- 9 points...(1st)

5th. Erin Silver (90210)- 11 points

4th. Eric Foreman (House, MD)- 11 points

3rd. Eric Murphy (Entourage)- 11 points...(5th)

Runner-Up
2nd. Serena Van Der Woodson (Gossip Girl)- 13 points...(4th)

The Poolie Goes To
1st. Jason Street
(Friday Night Lights)- 26 points...(3rd)
And now with some words on Jason Street here is Lar...

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QB1 was the ten pound tumor for the most underrated show of the season. He brought nothing to the table and took everything off. Normally a fringe character’s likability goes through a series of peaks and valleys, but this guy has been in Death Valley since day one. Every time he stepped on camera he was either complaining about something or bringing everyone down with his depressing mood. So you had a near fatal injury on the field that ruined your chance at a professional football career and you want to be all emotional and sad? Come talk to me after you sit in a cubicle for 70 hours a week. You’ll find out what real pain is. However, towards the end of the season he turns his life around by getting a job in NYC, which allows him to be close to the girl he knocked up. Things finally seem to be working out for him, and you know what? I’m happy, but not because things are looking better for him. It means he has essentially been written out of the show. Good luck Street, nobody cares.