Survivor Finale- That's The Way The Game Is Played

Tom Westman- "Whoever wins a season, deserves to win that season."

And that quote, in the end, is what makes the game of Survivor so good. There is probably no perfect way to play the game, and if there is it uses a lot of luck. I was pretty mad when Russell didn't win last season in Samoa. This year, not only did I begin to hate him as a player, but it became more and more evident that his style of play just isn't suited to win Survivor.

No matter how many times he states that he's the best player, or he should have won the game, or Parvati should have won over Sandra, it's not going to change the fact that Survivor doesn't work that way. As Tom so elegantly said, "whoever wins a season, deserves to win that season." Whether it is more luck or more planning, if you make it to the end and get the most votes from the jury, you played the best game that time around.

So how'd we get to the point where Sandra became the first ever two-time Survivor winner? Well let's start with the first immunity challenge of the episode where Colby finally came alive. It took him 37 days, but he finally started trying, both athletically and strategically. He barely lost to Parvati in the plates and bowls challenge and then decided to play the game for the first time in over a month. He claimed "I don't know how to quit. It's not in me," even though we've all witnessed him quitting this entire season. He finally made a move in trying to convince Russell to get rid of Sandra and keep him. A valiant effort, but an unsuccessful one as he went home that night.

Before the final immunity challenge, the final four went on the famous journey of fallen survivors. Although the contestants never have anything of substance to say about their comrades when they get to their stick, this is always a nice moment to relive all of the contestants in that given season.

The last challenge was a great one. A blindfolded maze which got me all nerved up as Parvati, Jerri and Russell all wondered towards the finish line at the same time. I was very surprised to see Russ grab the necklace first. Back during the Samoa Finale everyone said that Russell was so sad and emotional about losing because he had already filmed Heroes vs. Villains and had gotten out early enough to know he wasn't winning. Of course it ended up being that he was in the final three, but knew he had absolutely no chance of winning it.

When we get to the final elimination, I was absolutely thinking Parvati was going home. It was a great editing trick by them, because I usually can figure out who is going home before the vote. During the tribal council, we see that Russell is completely oblivious to what is actually going on in the game, because he thinks he "protected Parvati" and not the other way around. As Parvati so nicely put it, they "protected each other."

Anyway. Jerri went home. It's so hard to figure out who would vote for who if someone else was in the final three, but I think Parvati would have won if it were Russell, Parv and Jerri.

It's always interesting when we get to final council. This was the first time in four seasons that we had three players that all were strategic players and could easily make great cases for themselves. Parvati had the best opening statement by a mile and that wasn't even that great. "Russell was the dragon," she said. "And instead of slaying him, I kept him...as my pet." Just an epic line. Russell, for how great and long of a speech he made last season, it seemed like he didn't say a word this time around. He never even claimed that he had control of Parvati the entire time. Maybe because he knew how dumb that would be, given that she ruled this game. Sandra didn't make many good points either.

And in the end, Russell got shut out. Parvati got three votes, and Sandra got six for the win. Obviously Russell dominated the reunion show with many complaints about losing. Last season I was with him, and this year I wanted to slap him in the face. How dumb is this guy? Even when everyone on the stage is trying to explain it to him, he still keeps coming back to "I play as hard as I can." I know it's cliched, but it's not playing hard, but playing smart that's gets it done. Going all out with manipulation is a decent way to make it to the final three, but as we've seen, it's not a good way to win the game. To paraphrase Boston Rob, Russell doesn't play this game to win. I really don't think that is Russell's mindset, but it is absolutely the reality of it.

Russell thinks America needs a percent of the vote, but Probst shoots him down with the fact that Survivor is not that. Survivor is what it is. And if you're able to win the game of Survivor, you deserve to win Survivor. It doesn't matter if America likes that way you're playing or not. On a related note, how did this idiot win America's Player of the Season Award? I was one of the biggest Russell fans in Samoa, but I couldn't have disliked him more this season. He was just a complete idiot that was becoming played out because he did the same things over and over again. My favorites of the season were Boston Rob and Coach, but I think Parvati played the best overall game of the season. And Rupert was second in the voting? What a joke. This guy was the absolute worst.

Congratulations to Sandra for becoming the first person to win Survivor twice. I don't know if that makes her the best player ever, but it certainly could be. She definitely played a good game this time around. She was hindered by the fact that she was on the outs for most of the way, but she benefited from the fact that no one thought much about her. Always a bit of luck that comes from playing that type of game. But when you get to the end like that, you have a good chance at winning. And she is now two for two.

Fantasy Results

Punch Face Champions

Russell (Villains)- W15 (106), W16 (121), Immunity (20)= 247
Danielle (Villains)
Sandra (Villains)- W15 (106), W16 (121), Votes (-4), Win (137)= 360
JT (Heroes)
Tom (Heroes)
This Week= 607 Total= 2,199

Redwood Original

Boston Rob (Villains)
Parvati (Villains)- W15 (106), W16 (121), Immunity (20), Votes (-4)= 243
Colby (Heroes)- Vots (-16)= -16
Sugar (Heroes)
Candice (Heroes)
This Week= 227 Total= 1,627

DJ Roomba

Tyson (Villains)
Randy (Villains)
Jerri (Villains)- W15 (106), Votes (-12)= 94
Rupert (Heroes)
Amanda (Heroes)
This Week 94= 94 Total= 1,221

Kick Puncher III

Coach (Villains)
Courtney (Villains)
James (Heroes)
Stephenie (Heroes)
Cirie (Heroes)
Total= 164

Survivor Week 11- His Mind Wasn't On the Game

Colby Donaldson- "I didn't even see what happened. I was watching Treasure Island."

And that, in a nutshell, has been Colby's game this season. He has had no idea what has been going on the entire time. He's on a reward retreat in which everyone and their sister is talking about finding the hidden immunity idol clue that has to be in the house, and he's chilling out watching a movie. Amanda was sitting there on the bed completely miserable because she couldn't stop thinking about where the clue could be. Danielle is sneaking her newly found clue underneath the bed so that the other two didn't notice she had it. And Colby is like, "Ladies! Come on! I'm trying to watch this flick!"

After Amanda realized Danielle was hiding it, she went over to the other side of the bed, found the clue and started running away. The two girls literally started wrestling over the clue (ye-ye-cat fight) and when the girls asked him to intervene and say who gets to keep the clue, his response was, "I didn't even see what happened. I was watching Treasure Island." Wow you quit on this game ever since you're boy Tom left.

What are the rules about a situation like that? Are there any, written or unwritten? Should Danielle get to keep it because she found it first? Or does Amanda have the right to take it because Danielle foolishly left it lying on the floor? I personally think that if it is out in the open it is up for grabs. There is no stealing it off of someone's person, but if it's out there, it's out there.

Back at camp Danielle ended up showing the clue to Russell and Parvati and of course Russell found the idol. He's so mad at Parvati for not show him her last one that he's taking it to the Heroes side and showing Candice. Any thing to gain a new ally huh Russ? Well it worked, but not really for the right reasons. Candice ended up voting with the Villains, but only because she had to.

Candice was telling Russell she was with him, but also staying with the Heroes and their plan to get out Russell. Their plan that came from Sandra, the Villain on the outs. She decided to flip in order to oust the self-proclaimed King. The problem the Heroes ran into was that Candice is not savvy enough to pull something like this off. When Russell asked her who the Heroes were gunning for, she said it was him.

That crucial mistake made for a domino effect of thoughts that led to Candice and Sandra having to vote out Amanda. The Heroes + Sandra now figured that Russell had it in his mind that the Villains' idol would be played on Russell to save himself (which it was). So they decided to vote out Parvati, because no one has mentioned her as a target recently. The problem with that plan for Candice and Sandra is that sure a conniving Villain will be gone, but it won't be the one that the two ladies pledged their allegiance to. With Russell still in the game, and him knowing Candice and Sandra double-crossed him, it would be too risky. By switching back over to the Villains camp, and eliminating Amanda, these two have plenty of more time to figure out their next move.

Fantasy Results

Punch Face Champions

Russell (Villains)- W11 (56), Idol found (10), Idol misuse (-10)= 56
Danielle (Villains)- W11 (56), Reward (4)= 60
Sandra (Villains)- W11 (56)= 56
JT (Heroes)
Tom (Heroes)
Week 11= 172 Total= 1,035

Redwood Original

Boston Rob (Villains)
Parvati (Villains)- W11 (56), Votes (-12)= 44
Colby (Heroes)- W11 (56), Reward (4)= 60
Sugar (Heroes)
Candice (Heroes)- W11 (56)= 56
Week 11= 160 Total= 904

DJ Roomba

Tyson (Villains)
Randy (Villains)
Jerri (Villains)- W11 (56), Immunity (20)= 76
Rupert (Heroes)- W11 (56)= 56
Amanda (Heroes)- Reward (4), Votes (-24)= -20
Week 11= 112 Total= 773

Kick Puncher III

Coach (Villains)
Courtney (Villains)
James (Heroes)
Stephenie (Heroes)
Cirie (Heroes)
Total= 164