Flintstones Award - Animated Series

Named For: The Flintstones (ABC) 1960-66
Award To: The best animated series of the year
2009 Winner: Family Guy (FOX)
2010 Winner: Family Guy (FOX)
2011 Winner: South Park (Comedy)
2012 Winner: South Park (Comedy)

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5th. Ricky Gervais Show (HBO) 0 points

4th. Family Guy (FOX) 5 points
2nd by Jack, Tyson; 2nd by me

3rd. South Park (Comedy) 6 points
1st by Tyson

2nd. Bob's Burgers (FOX) 8 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 1st by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Archer (FX) 10 points
1st by Jaydon, Cecil, Braids, Lenny; 3rd by me

Zack and Kelly Award - Best Couple

Named For: Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski (Saved by the Bell)
Awarded To: The best couple on television
2010 Winner: Desmond and Penny (Lost)
2011 Winner: Michael and Holly (The Office)
2012 Winner: Phil and Claire (Modern Family)

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10th. Joel and Julia (Parenthood) 0 points

9th. Carrie and Sebastian (The Carrie Diaries) 0 points

8th. Tessa and Ryan (Suburgatory) 2 points
5th by T-time; 5th by me

7th. Hank and Faith (Californication) 3 points
2nd by Cecil

6th. Wade and Zoe (Hart of Dixie) 3 points
3rd by Jack

5th. Peter and Olivia (Fringe) 9 points
2nd by T-time; 4th by me

4th. Dave and Alex (Happy Endings) 9 points
1st by Braids; 3rd by me

3rd. Dexter and Hannah (Dexter) 12 points
1st by Larry, Cecil

2nd. Damon and Elena (The Vampire Diaries) 16 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Nick and Jess (New Girl) 23 points
1st by Tyson, Bonz, Matt, Lenny; 1st by me

Heroes Award - Worst Season

Named For: Heroes (NBC) 2006-10
Awarded To: The series with the worst season of the year
2010 Winner: Heroes (NBC)
2011 Winner: Eastbound and Down (HBO)
2012 Winner: Terra Nova (FOX)

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10th. Brickleberry (Comedy) 0 points

9th. Deception (NBC) 1 point
5th by Jack

8th. Legit (FX) 5 points
1st by Cecil; 5th by me

7th. The Glass House (ABC) 7 points
2nd by T-time

6th. Revenge (ABC) 7 points
1st by Matt; 4th by me

5th. Once Upon a Time (ABC) 8 points
2nd by Jack, Lenny

4th. Hell on Wheels (AMC) 11 points
2nd by Larry, Mags, Cecil

3rd. Girls (HBO) 20 points
1st by Mags, Tyson, Bonz; 3rd by me

2nd. The League (FX) 20 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Braids; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Kroll Show (Comedy) 21 points
1st by Larry, Jaydon, Lenny; 1st by me

Chris Farley Award - Sketch Performer

Named For: Chris Farley (Saturday Night Live)
Awarded To: The best sketch show performer of the season
2010 Winner: Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live)
2011 Winner: Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live)
2012 Winner: Fred Armisen (Saturday Night Live)

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5th. Taran Killam (Saturday Night Live) 4 points
2nd by Matt

4th. Fred Armisen (Saturday Night Live) 9 points
1st by Mags

3rd. Kegan Michael Key (Key and Peele) 9 points
1st by Lenny; 3rd by me

2nd. Jordan Peele (Key and Peele) 15 points
1st by Rizzo, Jaydon; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Jason Sudeikis (Saturday Night Live) 23 points
1st by T-time, Jack, Tyson, Cecil, Matt, Braids; 1st by me 

Louis and Twitty Award - Best Buds

Named For: Louis Stevens and Alan Twitty (Even Stevens)
Awarded to: The best buds on television
2011 Winner: Troy and Abed (Community)
2012 Winner: Phil and Luke (Modern Family)

Watch this year's honorees in the video below...



10th. George and Noah (Suburgatory) 1 point
5th by Jack

9th. Franklin and Bash (Franklin and Bash) 3 points
3rd by Tyson

8th. Walter and Peter (Fringe) 3 points
3rd by Jaydon; 5th by me

7th. Bobby and Andy (Cougar Town) 7 points
2nd by Jack; 3rd by me

6th. Frank and Boogie (Big Brother) 11 points
2nd by Lenny; 2nd by me

5th. Steve and Danny (Hawaii Five-0) 13 points
1st by Larry

4th. Ben and Tommy (Ben and Kate) 16 points
1st by T-time, Jack; 1st by me

3rd. Nick and Schmidt (New Girl) 22 points
1st by Tyson, Lenny

2nd. Troy and Abed (Community) 23 points
1st by Matt; 4th by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Mac and Dennis (It's Always Sunny) 30 points
1st by Jaydon, Mags, Cecil, Rizzo, Bonz, Braids

Cheers Award - Best Theme

Named For: Cheers (NBC) 1982-93
Awarded To: Best opening credits/theme song
2010 Winner: Sons of Anarchy (FX)
2011 Winner: Community (NBC)
2012 Winner: Game of Thrones (HBO)

Watch this year's honorees in the video below...



10th. Treme (HBO) 7 points
3rd by T-time; 4th by me

9th. Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) 8 points
3rd by Rizzo, Tyson, Larry

8th. Hell on Wheels (AMC) 8 points
3rd by Cecil; 3rd by me

7th. New Girl (FOX) 10 points
3rd by Bonz

6th. Ben and Kate (FOX) 11 points
1st by Jack; 1st by me

5th. Suburgatory (ABC) 12 points
2nd by T-time, Jack; 2nd by me

4th. Community (NBC) 20 points
1st by Bonz, Lenny

3rd. The Newsroom (HBO) 20 points
1st by Mags; 5th by me

2nd. Justified (FX) 30 points
1st by Cecil, Rizzo, Braids

and the Poolie goes to...

1st. Game of Thrones (HBO) 31 points
1st by T-time, Larry, Jaydon, Tyson, Matt

2013 Poolies - Opening Montage

It's July 1st, which means that it is once again Poolies season!  That's right, the fifth annual Quiet Pool Television Awards are set to begin.  In preparation of the first honor to be announced on Tuesday, get ready with a look back at the series and characters from the past that influenced the voters of today.  This montage, created by Jackie Boy, features some of the most memorable scenes from Poolie favorites like; Lost, Seinfeld, Beverly Hills 90210, Chuck, King of Queens, Las Vegas, and much more.  Watch the opening montage below and then come back every day this month to see who took home the honors for each and every Poolie Award this season.

Bi-Monthly Power Rankings

Rank. Show (Last time, Highest ranking) green = up, red = down

Honorable Mentions

Arrested Development (-, -) Netflix

Arrow (-, -) Wednesdays on The CW

Bob's Burgers (HM, -) Sundays on FOX

Community (8, 2) Thursdays on NBC

Cougar Town (19, 19) Tuesdays on TBS

The Following (18, 18) Mondays on FOX

Hart of Dixie (20, 20) Mondays on The CW

House of Cards (-, -) Netflix

Rectify (-, -) Mondays on Sundance

Vikings (-, -) Sundays on History

Top 20

20. Veep (-, 20) Sundays on HBO

19. Sons of Anarchy (17, 3) Tuesdays on FX

18. Suburgatory (HM, 18) Wednesdays on ABC

17. Parenthood (16, 13) Tuesdays on NBC

16. Bates Motel (-, 16) Mondays on A&E

15. Homeland (14, 3) Sundays on Showtime

14. Mad Men (15, 3) Sundays on AMC

13. Boardwalk Empire (-, 12) Sundays on HBO

12. Survivor (13, 12) Wednesdays on CBS

11. Dexter (12, 9) Sundays on Showtime

10. Game of Thrones (4, 2) Sundays on HBO

9. Big Brother (11, 7) Summers on CBS

8. Orphan Black (-, 8) Saturdays on BBC America

7. The Vampire Diaries (6, 6) Thursdays on The CW

6. New Girl (10, 6) Tuesdays on FOX

5. Wilfred (7, 5) Thursdays on FX

4. Curb Your Enthusiasm (5, 1) Sundays on HBO

3. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (3, 3) Thursdays on FX

2. Justified (2, 2) Tuesdays on FX

1. Breaking Bad (1, 1) Sundays on AMC

Fallen Out: Happy Endings (9, 6) Cancelled