Monday, October 27, 2008

Drinking Kool-Aid


By far the most overused phrase in sports this fall, mostly in football, is drinking the kool aid. Everyone is either drinking or not drinking the Titans kool aid because they're 6-0 but weren't predicted to make the playoffs by many analysts. A lot of people were drinking the Kyle Orton kool aid when he had three weeks in a row of 300 yards. Not many were drinking the Gus Bus kool aid when he came in at quarterback for the Vikings.

I don't know where this phrase originated from, but I enjoyed it when I first heard it. But now that I hear it everyday on Fantasy Focus Podcast, Football Today Podcast, Around the Horn and PTI, I wish that these guys would come up with many more clever and witty phrases like this, instead of overusing and ruining such a good line.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

TV Tops 10/25

Top Eps
1. Heroes
2. Chuck
3. Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
4. Worst Week
5. Entourage
6. The Office
7. Crusoe
8. Grey's Anatomy
9. House
10. My Own Worst Enemy

Top Performances
1. Sam Briggs- Worst Week (right)
2. Greg House- House
3. Friday- Crusoe
4. Patrick Jane- Mentalist
5. Edward Albright- My Own Worst Enemy
6. Michael Scott- Office
7. Ari Gold- Entourage
8. Cappie- Greek
9. Brian Darling- Dirty Sexy Money
10. Phil Knight- Kath & Kim

Friday, October 24, 2008

Fantasy Survivor Week 6

This fantasy survivor thing is all well and good, but I have hated three out of my four players the entire time. I was happy when GC and Kelly were booted and I am sad that Crystal isn't gone yet. I really don't want to win this, and am cheering for my own Bob from Maine, Matty, Sugar and Kenny.



1st (282)
Freecell Makes Me Wanna
Marcus: 23
Matty: 8
Charlie: 23
Sugar: 8
Total = 62







2nd (203)
Rangers Stars Cowboys Mavericks
Dan: 23
Ken: 8
Randy: 23
Total = 54








3rd (199)

Renaissance O & F Surgery

Ace: 8
Corrine: 23
Susie: 23
Total = 54








4th (188)

The Renegades

Bob: 33 (turtle)
Kelly: -20
Crystal: 8
Total = 21




Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Wednesday Wonders


On today's BS Report with Bill Simmons, Bill had my man Matthew Berry (left) on with him. I have really begun to love Matthew Berry after listening to his Fantasy Focus Podcast. That being said, I had a major problem with what happened on today's BS Report Podcast. An e-mailer, trying to get into Matt and Bill's Fantasy Bball league (note I also entered, but failed) mentioned that his favorite fictional basketball player was D'Shawn Hardell (below). This obviously got the two guys on a tangent, for they love 90210. Berry made a comment that it was hilarious that D'Shawn was supposed to this great basketball player but was like the same height as Brandon Walsh. This threw me through a huge loop! Is Matthew Berry actually a fan of 90210?!? Because what I remember about D'Shawn was that he was a beast! He towered over Brandon and everyone else on the show. After finishing the podcast I went over to IMDB to make sure my memories served me right. Sure enough, Cress Williams, who played D'Shawn, is 6'5" compared to Jason Priestley's 5'8" stature. Was Matt Berry really watching these episodes? Or was he researching fantasy football and just listening to 90210...although that doesn't make much sense either because his fantasy advice is never that good (Sit LJ against the Broncos). On a related note, there are many cases on television and the movies when casting doesn't do a good enough job a getting an actor that looks the part of an athlete. Case and point, another 90210, Cal U sport star, Joe Bradley. This guy was supposed to be the starting quarterback at a big time Division 1 school. Aside from being 5'10" at best (IMDB has no height listed), he was as scrawny as they come. When Steve Young, Joe's idol, appeared on an episode, he made Joe look like a little girl. And Young, at 6'2" is below the NFL average height for a quarterback. Matthew Berry what were you thinking???

Saturday, October 18, 2008

TV Tops 10/18

Top Eps

1. Heroes
2. Chuck
3. The Office
4. The Mentalist
5. Fringe
6. Crusoe
7. My Name Is Earl
8. My Own Worst Enemy
9. Entourage
10. Worst Week

Top Performances

1. Patrick Jane- The Mentalist (right)
2. Morgan Grimes- Chuck
3. Dwight Schrute- The Office
4. Gabriel Sylar- Heroes
5. Mr. Lynch- Crusoe
6. Chuck Bartkowski- Chuck
7. Sam Briggs- Worst Week
8. Randy Hickey- My Name Is Earl
9. Henry/Edward- My Own Worst Enemy
10. Walter Bishop- Fringe

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Fantasy Survivor Week 5

My team is completely terrible. None of my players have any chance of winning. The only three players I can see winning this are Mags's Marcus and Matty or Jaydon's Ace.



1st (220)
Freecell Makes Me Wanna
Marcus: 21
Matty: 6
Charlie: 21
Sugar: 6
Total = 54







2nd (167)

The Renegades

GC: -20
Bob: 31
Kelly: 2
Crystal: 6
Total = 19







3rd (149)
Rangers Stars Cowboys Mavericks
Dan: 21
Ken: 6
Randy: 21
Total = 48








4th (145)

Renaissance O & F Surgery

Ace: 6
Corrine: 21
Susie: 21
Total = 48

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Roy Williams


In breaking news that the Dallas Cowboys have acquired Wide Receiver Roy Williams from the Lions, the ultimate goal is almost achieved. The Cowboys have had Safety, Roy Williams on their team for years now.

The addition of WR Roy Williams only
leaves one more to go. It is at this time that everyone and their brother should be informing Jerry Jones that after he lets Wade Phillips go at the end of this year,


there is only one man for the job. Current North Carolina basketball coach Roy Williams should be given as much money as it takes to tear him away from his alma mater. How hard is it to let the offensive and defensive coordinators do their jobs. Just yell at the players every once in a while and it will be just like Chapel Hill. Come on Jerry, give us all we want.

Adam Sandler Top 10




10. Click (2006)
Click co-starred Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken and David Hasselhoff.


9. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
Chuck and Larry co-starred Kevin James and Jessica Biel.

8. Anger Management (2003)
Anger Management co-starred Jack Nicholson and Marisa Tomei.

7. Reign Over Me (2007)
Reign Over Me co-starred Don Cheadle and Liv Tyler.

6. Mr. Deeds (2002)
Mr. Deeds co-starred Winona Ryder, John Turturro and Peter Gallagher.



5. 50 First Dates (2004)
50 First Dates co-starred Drew Barrymore and Rob Schneider.



4. Big Daddy (1999)

Big Daddy co-starred Joey Lauren Adams, Rob Schneider and Dylan/Cole Sprouse.

3. The Wedding Singer (1998)
Wedding Singer co-starred Drew Barrymore, Allen Covert and Christine Taylor.

2. Billy Madison (1995)
Bill Madison co-starred Bridgette Wilson and Bradley Whitford.



1. Happy Gilmore (1996)

Happy Gilmore co-starred Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen and Carl Weathers.