And starting at forward, a 6'3" senior captain, the leading scorer in Vassar College history, Liberty League Player of the Year....Larry Aveetoobahbalabeeeyyyyyy!!! So not only does Lar enjoy making lists as much as the next guy, but he can make some dang good lists. This one I thoroughly enjoyed.
Larry's Top Ten
10. Tyler Durden- Brad Pitt- Fight Club
9. Roy McAvoy- Kevin Costner- Tin Cup
8. Ron Burgandy- Will Ferrell- Anchorman
7. Will Hunting- Matt Damon- Good Will Hunting
6. Westley- Cary Elwes- The Princess Bride
5. Verbal Kint- Kevin Spacey- Usual Suspects
4. John Creasy- Denzel Washington- Man on Fire
3. Red (left)- Morgan Freeman- Shawshank Redemption
2. Roy O'Bannon- Owen Wilson- Shanghai Noon
1. Captain Jack Sparrow- Johnny Depp- Pirates of the Caribbean
10. Mike O'Hara- Daniel Stern- Celtic Pride Mike: “It's just Jimmy. He's in there whipping up a bunt cake.”
9. Chester Lee- Rodney Dangerfield- Ladybugs Chester: “What a lady. When she walks in a room, mice jump on chairs. At Christmas they hang her and kiss the mistletoe. I tell ya if she went to a dog show, she'd win.”
8. Buddy the Elf- Will Ferrell- Elf Buddy: “I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.”
7. Jack Kelly- Christian Bale- Newsies Jack: Well, that's the first thing ya gotta learn, headlines don't sell papes. Newsies sell papes.”
6. Captain Jack Sparrow- Johnny Depp- Pirates of the Caribbean Captain Jack: “When you marooned me on that God forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate....I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.”
5. Dr. Evil- Mike Myers- Austin Powers in Goldmember Dr. Evil: “I'd just like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl.”
4. Gil Renard- Robert De Niro- The Fan Gil: “A simple thank you would have been nice.”
3. Bob Wiley- Bill Murray- What About Bob? Fay: “You want more salad Bob?” Bob: “Yeah, I think I do...pile it high and deep would ya please?”
2. Bartholomew Hunt- Chris Farley- Almost Heroes Hunt: “Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful...that it snapped a man's body in half with his huge jaws.”
1. Roy O'Bannon- Owen Wilson- Shanghai Noon Roy: “Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?”
80. Howard Langston- Arnold Schwarzeneggar- Jingle All the Way Howard: “Who told you, you could eat my cookies?”
79. Guy Fontenot- Eugene Levy- Almost Heroes Fontenot: “Something in his hand!” Guy Fontenot is such an under-appreciated character that I could not find a picture of him anywhere. This is a great clip from Almost Heroes in which you see Guy laughing at about the 55 second mark.
78. Jim- Courtney B. Vance- Adventures of Huck Finn Jim: “You’re the only friend I ever had…”
77. Chon Wang- Jackie Chan- Shanghai Noon Chon: “Relax…It’ll come. Is that called relaxed?”
76. Willy Wonka- Gene Wilder- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Wonka: “Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.”
75. Rod Tidwell- Cuba Gooding Jr.- Jerry Maguire Rod: “You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!”
74. Cassius Clay- Terrence Howard- King of the World Clay: “Come on out ya big ugly bear!”
73. Pete Bell- Nick Nolte- Blue Chips Pete: “There goes Happy, headed for the cash machine! He’s got the best players money can buy!”
72. Maury Ballstein- Jerry Stiller- Zoolander Maury: “It’s a casserole Sheila, it’ll stay!”
71. Jimmy Flaherty- Dan Aykroyd- Celtic Pride Jimmy: “I could get some bananas, pancake mix, make some banana pancakes. We could go Italian, Chinese, I know a great Dutch place.”
