Sons of Anarchy Award - Worst Season

The Sons of Anarchy Award for the Worst Season
2010: Heroes (NBC)
2011: Eastbound and Down (HBO)
2012: Terra Nova (FOX)
2013: Kroll Show (Comedy Central)
2014: Sons of Anarchy (FX)
2015: Sons of Anarchy (FX)
2016: True Detective (HBO)

2017 Results

10. Scream Queens (FOX) 1 point
4th by Jack

9. Roadies (Showtime) 2 points
4th by Brady

8. Legion (FX) 3 points
3rd by Lenny

7. UnReal (Lifetime) 5 points
1st by Loose

6. The Walking Dead (AMC) 8 points
1st by Brady

5. The Affair (Showtime) 9 points
1st by T-time

4. Modern Family (ABC) 11 points
1st by Tyson, Bonz

3. Crashing (HBO) 11 points
2nd by T-time, Bonz

2. Narcos (Netflix) 12 points
1st by Larry, Rizzo, Tippy

1. Fargo (FX) 14 points
1st by Jaydon, Lenny

This is the first time that a series has been nominated for the best in a category and won the award for worst season.  Fargo's first two seasons were so good, that just a mediocre third installment allowed it to rise to the top of the rest for the Sons of Anarchy Award.

Winners' Breakdown
1st: Jaydon, Lenny
2nd: Loose, Jack
3rd: Tippy
4th: T-time
No Votes: Larry, Tyson, Marsh, Bonz, Brady, Cecil, Rizzo

Zack and Kelly Award - Best Couple

The Zack and Kelly Award for Best Couple
2010: Desmond and Penny (Lost)
2011: Michael and Holly (The Office)
2012: Phil and Claire (Modern Family)
2013: Nick and Jess (New Girl)
2014: Damon and Elena (The Vampire Diaries)
2015: Phil and Carol (The Last Man on Earth)

2016 Results

10. Tanner and Jade (Bachelor in Paradise) 2 points
3rd by Marsh

9. Claire and Jamie (Outlander) 4 points
4th by Loose, Jaydon

8. Chanel and Chad (Scream Queens) 6 points
2nd by T-time, Tyson

7. Jake and Amy (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) 7 points
1st by Tyson

6. Cole and Luisa (The Affair) 7 points
3rd by Loose

5. Dev and Rachel (Master of None) 8 points
1st by Marsh

4. Tandy and Carol (The Last Man on Earth) 13 points
2nd by Jack, Brady

3. Jake and Sadie (11.22.63) 13 points
1st by Loose, Jack

2. Jimmy and Kim (Better Call Saul) 20 points
1st by Jaydon, Brady, Cecil

1. Ed and Peggy (Fargo) 21 points
1st by T-time, Lenny

This is the first win for Ed and Peggy Blumquist at the Poolies. In seven years of the Zack and Kelly Award for Best Couple, seven different pairs have now won the award.  This is the third win for Fargo at the Poolies, having won for best episode each of the last two years.

Winners' Breakdown
1st: T-time, Lenny
2nd: Jaydon, Cecil
3rd: Jack, Brady
5th: Loose
No Vote: Larry, Tyson, Marsh, Bonz, Rizzo, Tippy

"One Wedding and a Funeral" Award - Drama Episode

The "One Wedding and a Funeral" Award for Best Drama Episode
2010: "Broken" (House, 601-602)
2011: "Always" (Friday Night Lights, 513)
2012: "Pilot" (Luck, 101)
2013: "Pilot" (Nashville, 101)
2014: "The Crocodile's Dilemma" (Fargo, 101)

2015 Results

10. "King Beast" (Kingdom, 110) 6 points
2nd by T-time

9. "1" (The Affair, 101) 7 points
1st by Cecil

8. "Cairo" (The Leftovers, 108) 9 points
2nd by Larry, Tyson, Tippy

7. "Time & Life" (Mad Men, 711) 12 points
2nd by Brady

6. "Contempt" (The Newsroom, 304) 12 points
1st by Larry, Tyson, Marsh

5. "Pilot" (The Leftovers, 101) 14 points
1st by Jack, Rizzo

4. "Lost Horizon" (Mad Men, 712) 15 points
1st by Jaydon, Mags, Brady

3. "Pimento" (Better Call Saul, 109) 17 points
1st by Tippy

2. "Morton's Fork" (Fargo, 110) 19 points
2nd by Loose, Mags

and the Poolie goes to...

1. "The Heap" (Fargo, 108) 26 points
1st by Loose, T-time, Lenny

This marks Fargo's second straight win for best drama episode and the second for the same season, its first run last spring/summer.  Fargo's first episode won at last year's Poolies, and while most of that first season aired during last year's time period, three episodes - including "Morton's Fork" and "The Heap" aired in June of this season, earning it a spot at this year's Poolies.

Winner's Breakdown
1st: Loose, T-time, Lenny
2nd: Jack, Rizzo
4th: Jaydon, Mags, Brady
No Vote: Larry, Tyson, Cecil, Bonz, Tippy, Marsh

"One Wedding and a Funeral" Award - Drama Episode

Named For: "One Wedding and a Funeral" (Beverly Hills 90210, 610)
Awarded To: The best drama episode of the season
2010: "Broken" (House, 601-602)
2011: "Always" (Friday Night Lights, 513)
2012: "Pilot" (Luck, 101)
2013: "Pilot" (Nashville, 101)

Here are this year's honorees...

10th - "Manhigh" (Masters of Sex, 112) 3 points
1st by Cecil, Bonz

9th - "How Do You Like Me Now" (Hart of Dixie, 305) 3 points
4th by T-time

8th - "500 Years of Solitude" (The Vampire Diaries, 511) 4 points
1st by Ty

7th - "Tall Men With Feelings" (Orange is the New Black, 111) 5 points
3rd by T-time, Jaydon

6th - "Pilot" (Resurrection, 101) 5 points
3rd by Jack; 4th by me

5th - "In Care Of" (Mad Men, 613)  6 points
1st by Mags

4th - "Home" (The Vampire Diaries, 522) 8 points
1st by Jack; 5th by me

3rd - "Waterloo" (Mad Men, 707) 11 points
1st by Jaydon, Braids; 3rd by me

2nd - "River in Review" (The Originals, 108) 13 points
1st by T-time; 2nd by me

and the Poolie goes to...

1st - "The Crocodile's Dilemma" (Fargo, 101) 14 points
2nd by T-time, Jaydon; 1st by me

This marks the third year in a row that the "One Wedding and a Funeral" Award has gone to a pilot, following Nashville and Luck the past two seasons.