TV Tops 10/11

Top Eps

1. Heroes
2. Chuck
3. The Office
4. Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles (right)
5. Family Guy
6. Dirty Sexy Money
7. Criminal Minds
8. Entourage
9. True Blood
10. Brothers and Sisters

Top Performances

1. Chuck Bartkowski- Chuck
2. Morgan Grimes- Chuck
3. Gabriel Sylar- Heroes
4. Peter Griffin- Family Guy
5. Derek Reese- Terminator
6. Benjamin Cyrus- Criminal Minds (right)
7. Dwight Schrute- The Office
8. Sam Briggs- Worst Week
9. Nathan Petrelli- Heroes
10. Mark Sloan- Grey's Anatomy

Top Quotes
1. From Family Guy
Dane Cook rambles on stage...
Guy 1- "Is he saying something funny?"
Guy 2- "I don't know but he's moving around a lot so I guess."
College Kid- "Haha, he was on the internet and I'm in college, haha"

2. From Chuck
Chuck- "Wait a minute, why are we in a freezer? All this to protect your toppings?"

3. From The Office
Dwight- "It's a trick question, the bread is poisoned. Also, it's not your real family. You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male."

4. From Chuck
Roane- "Why do you think she's known as the black widow?"
Chuck-"Because she's African-American and her husband died."

5. From Grey's Anatomy
Hahn- "You hear anything about what the new rules are?"
Sloan- "Last I heard you were at hand holding, foot rubs, and lots of late night cab sessions."
Hahn- "Excuse me"
Sloan- "Oh you're talking about the chiefs new rules...I thought you were referring to you and Torres."

Fantasy Survivor Week 4

So in week four they switched up the tribes and Red (Fang) is still worse. The worst part is that I now have three of my players on Fang and only one on Kota. Mags is now split 2 and 2, Jaydon had 2 and 2 until one of his reds, Jacquie, was eliminated last night, and Lar has two yellow and one red. I fell behind Mags and Larry moved past Jaydon beause of his elimination. My Kelly got votes against her and is in trouble next week if red loses immunity again.



1st (166)
Freecell Makes Me Wanna
Marcus: 14
Matty: 4
Charlie: 14
Sugar: 4
Total = 36







2nd (148)
The Renegades
GC: 4
Bob: 14
Kelly: -4
Crystal: 4
Total = 18







3rd (101)
Rangers Stars Cowboys Mavericks
Dan: 14
Ken: 4
Randy: 14

Total = 32







4th (97)
Renaissance O & F Surgery
Ace: 4
Corrine: 14
Jacquie: -20
Susie: 14
Total = 12

Top 10 Oct. 9ths

As my birthday is around the corner and I begin the last year of my early 20s, I will commemorate this great day with my top ten list of people born the same day as me (October 9th).

I'll start off by saying that the top five were easy but then six through ten were very difficult because I didn't feel like any of them deserved to be this high on such an important list. That being said, if I threw myself in, I'd put me at #2.


10. Eddie Guerrero- Eddie Guerrero was a professional wrestler that spent most of his time in the WCW when wrestling was big. He also wrestled for ECW and WWE once WCW was bought out by WWF. His in-ring gimmick was that he was a crafty resourceful wrestler that would do anything to win a match. His catch phrase was "cheat to win," and for that alone he makes my top ten.







9. Spencer Grammer- Spencer is the daughter of Dr. Frasier Crane, also known as Kelsey Grammer. She stars on the ABC Family show Greek and has the innate ability to make an endless amount of tv moments awkward.







8. Kenny Anderson- Kenny Anderson was a point guard in the NBA from 1991 to 2006. His notable stints were his first five years in the league with the Nets, then two seasons with the Blazers and most New Englanders will remember his four years with the Celtics. The thing that really gets him on the list is that he has seven children, one of which is with DJ Spinderella of Salt 'n Pepa fame and two with Real World contestant, Tami Akbar. Of his seven children, two sons are named Ken Jr. and one daughter is named Kenni. That is George Foremanesque.



7. Randy Spelling- Randy is the son of TV producer Aaron Spelling and brother of actress Tori Spelling. While I loved many aspects of Beverly Hills, 90210, Randy gave me many of the 'I hate this kid, get him off the screen!' moments that I cherish. I always say that a truly fantastic television show has to have characters that you can't stand, or there would be way too much bliss. He was a very bad actor while playing Steve Sanders younger brother on 90210 and that's why he makes this list.



6. Jackson Browne- Jackson Browne is a singer-songwriter most influential in the 70s. Two of his biggest hits Somebody's Baby, which was in the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and Running On Empty from the same titled album of 1978. Jackson got started as a songwriter and wrote many songs for Joan Baez, Linda Ronstadt, The Byrds and The Eagles early in his career.







5. Darius Miles- Darius Miles still plays in the NBA and was signed by the Celtics for this upcoming season. He is most known by me for his first two seasons in the league with the Clippers. He and Quentin Richardson created their signature "fists on top of the head thing" that just took off. He also had fantastic appearences in The Perfect Score and Van Wilder.




4. Gavin Maloof- Gavin Maloof is a member of the Maloof family who are most known for owning the Sacremento Kings and the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. The Maloofs bought the Fiesta Casino in 1994 for $8 million and then sold it for $185 million in 2000. They turned that profit into the Palms Resort. Gavin jumps up many spots on my list for the Maloof Brothers' many appearences on one of my favorite shows, Las Vegas.



3. Scott Bakula- Scott Bakula is an actor most notable for his time on tv shows Quantum Leap and Star Trek: Enterprise, but I've never seen either of those. He gets the three spot for his fantastic performance in Necessary Roughness. Bakula plays the ex-high school football star, now in his late 30s, who never played college because of his father's death. Bakula also was great for me in Major League






2. John Lennon- John Lennon needs no introduction. Although I feel that the Beatles are overrated in general, it is mostly McCartney that brings them down. Lennon was great and I still enjoy one of his solo efforts, 'Oh Yoko,' more than any Beatles song. As a bonus, Paul Rudd played a hilarious Lennon in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.




1. Zachary Ty Bryan- Yeah sure he was on Home Improvement, and I didn't really enjoy him or any of the three kids on the show. This doesn't take away from the fact that he was the star of one of the most incredibly underrated and least known comedic movies of our time. Bryan played the lead role in the Disney Channel Original movie "Principal Takes a Holiday." Starring with Kevin Nealon, this movie has led to about 20% of the lines used in my household in the past ten years.

Best 2 Hours on Television

Monday night on NBC is truly incredible. There is no better one-two punch on tv than Chuck and Heroes.

Sure I watch 24 for action, I watch One Tree Hill for romance and I watch 30 Rock for comedy. Chuck is the only show on television that legitimately pulls these three aspects together for an unbelievable hour of non-stop action. If you are not currently watching Chuck, I strongly suggest you start. "And what bands are you in to?"- Chuck

Heroes last night gave us such a wealth of information and made us ask so many more questions. It truly is back from last year's questionable mini-season. Sylar has been unbelievable so far. He names his kid after Noah, awesome. The ambiguity that I am left with about who is good and who is bad during the 'four years in the future' segment is awesome. Isn't Peter always good? It doesn't seem that way. There will be another Ali Larter character after Tracy bites the dust? All in all, Nathan is still my man and I think will always be my favorite character.

TV Tops 10/4

Top Eps
1. Heroes- Sylar working with the company as HRG's partner was unbelievable. I can only hope it continues. I almost lost it when he came in to save Noah by using the force to stop the villains. Sylar was so intrigued by the dudes voice power that he just had to have it...he gets hungry for more powers.

2. Chuck- I'm so glad Chuck's back. The characters are really what make this show. Sure there is great comedic value in the writing and the action is fun, but I love seeing Chuck and Morgan and Sarah and Casey and Awesome and Ellie every time they're on screen.

3. Fringe- Best new show on tv so far. Abrams seems to have done it again, although sometimes I get freaked out by the yucky science experiments.

4. Worst Week- This new comedy is very funny so far. That being said I can't see it lasting as it is very gimmicky. I was laughing out loud plenty of times at Sam's (T-mobile commerical-esque quirks). I also was closing my eyes at times because the awkward moments were close to those in The Office.

5. Entourage
6. Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles
7. Gossip Girl
8. My Name Is Earl
9. Dirty Sexy Money
10. Privileged

Top Performances
1. Gabriel Sylar- Heroes
2. Morgan Grimes- Chuck
3. Sam Briggs- Worst Week
4. Chuck Bartkowski- Chuck
5. Cappie- Greek
6. Patrick Jane- The Mentalist
7. Randy Hickey- My Name Is Earl
8. Megan Smith- Privileged
9. Walter Bishop- Fringe
10. Stewie Griffon- Family Guy

Top Quotes
1. From Heroes
Sylar- "And we're gonna need some coffee, decaf!...You drink decaf right Noah?"

2. From Greek
Cappie- "You're insane Chip"
Dale- "It's Dale"
Cappie- "Right, I knew it was one of them"

3. From Chuck
Chuck- "Somebody order drive through? Did ya think that up as you were racing over to save us?...Hey maybe I'll say this after I crash into the restaurant."

4. From My Name Is Earl
Earl- "You know Randy, since Bill's imaginary, you could imagine him sober if you want."
Randy- "If only it were that easy Earl. It's not enough for me to want it, Bill's gotta want to be sober for himself."

5. From Gossip Girl
Dan- "I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone...I need to experience new things."
Chuck- "Are you gay?"

Fantasy Survivor Week 3

So in week three the terrible Red Squad (Fang) actually won both the Reward and Immunity Challenges and gained a lot of points for Larry's team. Poor Lar couldn't make up any ground though because his one member of the Yellow Tribe (Kota) was eliminated and subtracted 28 points from him. I caught up to Mags because he only has one Red Tribe member. Also Jay's fake accented Ace received minuses for getting votes cast against him at the tribal meeting. Here are the standings so far with this weeks points.



Tied- 1st (130)
Freecell Makes Me Wanna
Marcus: 3
Matty: 18
Charlie: 3
Sugar: 3
Total = 27







Tied- 1st (130)
The Renegades
GC: 18
Bob: 3
Kelly: 3
Crystal: 18
Total = 42






3rd (85)
Renaissance O & F Surgery
Ace: -5
Corrine: 3
Jacquie: 3
Susie: 18
Total = 19








4th (69)
Rangers Stars Cowboys Mavericks
Dan: 18
Ken: 18
Randy: 18
Paloma: -28
Total = 26

Jump the Shark

A couple days ago I asked the Boss if he watched House this week. He said that after it ended his wife asked him if he thought House had 'jumped the shark.' My response was "Huh?" The Boss was very surprised that I had never heard the phrase before. As am I now that I see how prevalent it is in entertainment and television culture. Jumping the shark is a term used when a show has hit its peak and begins to go down hill. The term originates from Happy Days when The Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiiing. Check out this website where viewers vote on what moment 'jumped the shark' in many tv shows, if it ever did at all. JumptheShark.com

I looked over the shows that I am currently watching and have found four cases of jumping the shark that stick out to me.

Desperate Housewives- After the first season this show has gone downhill and stayed there. The mysterious storyline of season one was a bit of a let down at the end and it continued to be unsatisfying as they brought in new uninteresting characters.

24- After the fourth season, which was the absolute best season of 24, it jumped the shark. The President became involved in the terrorism and it just was not nearly as good.

Heroes- At the beginning of season 2, with the introduction of the South American siblings and Micah's distant family, Heroes took a step back. But I wonder if there is a term such as 'Going under the Shark' because Season 3 is back in action and so far has been much better than season 2.

House- As Mrs. Boss presumed, I feel House is potentially jumping the shark this season. The House/Wilson/Private Investigator storyline has been much less than stellar so far this season. We'll see if it continues throughout the year.

What's New at Disney

There have been many updates and changes at Walt Disney World since my last visit in April of 2007, but by the time the Park Guys make their way back to Orlando in July of 2009 there will be four major additions to Walt's World that excite me.


14 out of the 18 times I've visited Disney, we've stayed at the Caribbean Beach Resort. It really can't be touched in terms of atmosphere, and if I were only allowed to be one place the rest of my life it would be CBR. There had been talk about making a change the next time the Park Guys went down to Florida, but now that is out of the question. For the past six months the Caribbean has been doing a complete renovation of their pool area. It was already a fantastic pool with a great hot tub and unbelievable at. The new pictures of the finally finished pool look even better. The pool itself is much bigger, the deck is much bigger with many more loungers (although Big Tom and Karebear will still head down early to save chairs with towels and shoes), and there is a beuatiful walk in area. This upgrade should put the Caribbean's pool into second place, behind Yacht & Beach Club, in flat pool rankings. If you take into account that Y&B Pool closes at 10 and they actual stick to those rules, then it's obviously a landslide. Because the great thing about CBR nightlife is that the pool doesn't technically close until midnight, but it never closes.


It was either JJ or T-time that said MGM (or now Hollywood Studios) is the worst of the four parks at WDW now that Millionaire-Play It! has left the building. Although I never agreed, because Tower of Terror and Rock 'n Roller Coaster will always keep it above water, two major additions hopefully will change their minds. Toy Story Midway Mania opened at the Studios on May 31st. It is a ride on the same level as Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin, in that you load a two person cart and shoot at targets throughout your dark ride. What I'm assuming will make a step up is that you wear 3-D glasses, you actually shoot things out of your gun (not just a laser) and supposedly the levels change depending on how good you are. I've always been a huge fan of Buzz Lightyear, even though I always get beat by JJ. It doesn't hurt him that he went to college in Orlando and found out where all of the high point targets are.


The next major addition to Hollywood Studios, coming in early 2009, is the American Idol Experience. Now although I don't see this as being up to par with Millionaire, it definitely has potential. I'm a big Idol fan in general and this show/attraction could be a great place to cause a raucus. So apparently Disney guests appear on each show during the day, but you have to pass two auditions before getting to go on stage before the live audience. The guests perform and the audience votes on who was the best, and then the winner from each show face off in the finale each night. The winner of the finale show each day gets a ticket to an audition for the real American Idol show with judges that may or may not be Simon, Paula and Randy. Speaking of these judges, this attraction could be made or broken by the judges that have at each show. P.S. this attraction being invented shot David Gearey to the top of the list for next year's trip.


So on all three of the Park Guys' trips we've engaged in two 'class it up' restaurant dinners. The first two years we went to Margaritaville and ESPN Club and the third year we got tired of ESPN Club so it was Margarita-
ville and Rain Forest Cafe. There is a new restaurant being built as we speak in Downtown Disney that will definitely replace Rain Forest Cafe and it is called T-Rex Cafe. It is a prehistoric family adventure. I'm not saying it's going to be amazing, but I'm gonna vote to give it a shot come July 2009.