Tracy - "Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse...that you made me leave in the lobby." Just when I th...

Kevin - "Andy, I'm not Jim. The only way that I'm Jim is in the movie version when Jim sees what his future would be like if h...

Dave Navarro - "Hey where's that other chick that I nailed? I want to apologize to her for the black eye." The video cameras ...

Chuck: I see what's going on here. You're afraid I'm just gonna sit around the house eating Fritos all day because Sarah's...

Michael - "If she's engaged, I'm going to go crazy, and I'm going to start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in ...

Dr. Spaceman - "Tracy, you are going to die..." Tracy - "What? No!" Dr. Spaceman - "...when I tell you who I'm...

Spoiler Alert ...Below are some random thoughts on last night's Friday Night Lights. So before reading any further, watch the ep, chas...

Casey: Now the truth is there's no such thing as a perfect moment, or a perfect spot. So forget about the balcony, Bartowski. All you ...